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I never forget the goal##

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@RaminNasibov @elonmusk Total Annihilation was so much fun!

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@JonathanTurley To them the Constitution is just a word they sometimes use to try and bash conservatives

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@RedState Shut up Mike

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@greg_price11 Oóoh tell me you've never read it without telling me you've ever read it! But really this is a good example of how they treat founding documents and history of this country.

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

How to tell what phase of retirement a retired admiral on TV is in:

Posts “our democracy is under threat” before breakfast: retirement hit harder than expected.

Tweets nonstop about “toxic leadership”: feels guilty he personally carpet-bombed morale on three staffs.

Replies to random 24-year-old lieutenants: misses having subordinates legally required to pretend he’s insightful.

Says “whole-of-society approach”: he screen records zoom meetings to hear himself talk

Suddenly stops posting photos during a leadership summit in East Asia: marriage entering EMCON.

Retweets MSNBC clips and airport-lounge selfies: trolling for a NATO consulting gig

Moves to San Francisco to advise tech startups: still upset don’t ask don’t tell came too late for him

Writes 27-post geopolitics threads on LinkedIn: starting to realize he did nothing important in his career

Calls critics “dangerous”: struggling with the fact he spent 35 years unable to handle disagreement from anyone below O-6.

Thinks drug testing is racist: moved to Bainbridge Island and is high 24/7

Says battleships are dumb: needs Brookings to hold his security clearance.

Runs for Senate: still doesn’t know all his chiefs hated him.

Retweets all the woke talking head generals: secretly always hated the navy.

Says “we need hard choices”: wants Congress to fund his favorite contractor.

Says we need “soft power options”: wants Congress to fund his favorite consultants

Defends Tom Nichols: had a vasectomy that went horribly wrong

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@robbystarbuck BLM members would like to go back to doing crimes off camera. More at 11

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@robbystarbuck Dude would you stop? We want people who think like this to stay 5f away

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@guypbenson Where do they keep finding these mayors who look like Batman villains? I mean come on

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@GadSaad @JesseBWatters I'm sure he discusses I'm the book how the displaced mommy energy feeds this kind of empathy

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Well done for the teachers pulling the kids out!

[Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline]

Regina Highschool pulls students from theatre performance during sexualized drag show

Students from Campbell Collegiate were pulled from a daytime theatre performance after complaints the show contained sexualized drag content far beyond what parents were led to expect.

Full details with @SheilaGunnReid: https://t.co/wdpfhcsPWr

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@BreitbartNews This is an expected opinion from a socialist. Value is only measured by the amount of labor used to create something. Completely ignoring supply and demand is their main MO.

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@atensnut Is this actually running on tv?

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@ResisttheMS Dude we already think you're a jackass, no need to prove it at every opportunity

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@sw_holocron @empiremagazine GTFO with 10 and 7

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I wonder if the Democrats have ever considered what the situation would be like if Republicans were really the violent thugs that they make us out to be. Do they think they would be able to go out and protest or corner people in restaurants?

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

When the world shut down over a 99.9999% survivable virus, I had to tell a few dozen rig hands they were out of a job.

Then I had to tell even more frac hands. Then snubbing hands.

Then I went home to wait for my layoff.

Then I spent 6 months applying for jobs with no interviews because corporate America had banned White men in honor of Saint George Floyd, Patron Saint of Fentanyl.

A great Twitter friend who I am indebted to forever got me a job with a 25% pay cut, and I had to work physically harder than I had in a decade.

Anyway. Nobody in news media ever reached out for my story. And it wasn’t a unique story, I was one of a couple hundred thousand guys going through this.

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@JonathanTurley THE. STREET. SIGNS. ARE. IN ENGLISH

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@joeroganhq She wants to be persecuted sooooo much

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

ENGLAND: A Palestinian refugee from Gaza, who arrived claiming to be fleeing a ‘genocide’, was arrested for attempting to rape a 14-year-old girl.

He defends himself: “According to Sharia law, raping a non-Muslim girl is legal. I only follow Allah and Sharia law.”

Pure evil!