dave

2 x Quiplash champion, 2 x Drawful champion, Defending National Power Nap Champion he/his

[dave @JaveDones]

living life like a Dr. Seuss book

1 cat.
2 cats.
fat cat, black cat.

[dave @JaveDones]

Three in a row?! Can’t wait for them to step on their own dicks tomorrow 😃

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

The Orioles win 6-1 over the Royals.

That's three straight wins. Kyle Bradish pitched like an ace, carrying a no-hitter into the 7th inning. Four homers from Pete Alonso, Coby Mayo, Taylor Ward and Gunnar Henderson.

Baltimore is 45-51 & playing as well as they have all season.

[dave @JaveDones]

@Shelbyville13 @NFL Everyone in the files. Remove them all. Bill Clinton and Bill Gates? Jail. Trump and Elon? Also jail

[dave @JaveDones]

@Shelbyville13 @JustinMacmahan @JeffKCollins That’s right. If we all just shut our mouths and comply with the masked anonymous agents of the state that are kidnapping random brown people, everything would go “as we all prefer”. Don’t be so naive man.

[dave @JaveDones]

He’s shirleyy just trying to figure out what they mean by the word “anomalous”

Right @nickshirleyy ?

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Nick Shirley just disrupted a Narcoticts Anonymous meeting to “uncover fraud”.

He’s nothing but a grifting asshole

[dave @JaveDones]

In a season where some announcers have clearly lost their juice *ahem Al Michaels*

Tirico has been fantastic this season.

[Jonas Shaffer @jonas_shaffer]

Some great blocking on this Zay Flowers score

Look at Ronnie Stanley get all the way downfield from LT. Look at Isaiah Likely’s 🥞 block. Look at Tez Walker get just enough on the edge.

[dave @JaveDones]

@matt_perison These guys stink. Can we get a pulse check please?!

[dave @JaveDones]

@MattOwings Cancelling your twitter boost check is a good start, surely.

[dave @JaveDones]

Good old litterbox homer

[Home Run Report @homerunreport]

⚾Trent Grisham, @trentgrisham! HR (15)

6/21/25 @ NYY, ⬇️ 1st
vs RHP Zach Eflin

97.9 MPH / 24° / 343 ft to RF
Off a 78.3 MPH curveball

▶️It's a home run in 2/30 parks.◀️
🏟️(Only in NYY, TB.)

📺: https://t.co/zxHpaz3D06

[dave @JaveDones]

Yankees fans have it so hard.

Boo fuckin hoo 🎻

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

We were 1 centimeter away from not having to witness the most traumatizing moment of all-time 💔

[dave @JaveDones]

What MLB refuses to show is that it was off the Orioles bullpen. Doesn’t count.

[MLB @MLB]

Raffy's having a GRAND day!

(MLB x @DairyQueen)

[dave @JaveDones]

Ya know, this has been a season of rock bottom after rock bottom. This one certainly is close to the lowest low surely. But hey, at least @MElias saved some money and trusted the analytics, right? …right?

[dave @JaveDones]

Hell yeah. Screw you, Mike from Herndon.

[Baltimore Banner Sports @AllBannerSports]

Kyle Goon: The Baltimore ‘O!’ is about community pride. Don’t lecture us about it. https://t.co/GT3oiP5pCq

[dave @JaveDones]

the right wing movement in America is full of baby brained morons

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Someone tweeted “no one would be upset if Kanye had released a song called Heil Satan,” and I can’t stop thinking about that.

[dave @JaveDones]

@Marslian he doesn’t know anything*

[dave @JaveDones]

This is sick.

Let’s. Go. O’s!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

New game loading 🎮

[dave @JaveDones]

Let’s get him a bat and see if he can hit LHP

[The Oriole Bird @OrioleBird]

Don't worry Mr. Splash I got you something that will help

[dave @JaveDones]

We’re so fucking back

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

*clears throat*

Os win 3/4, probably sweep

[dave @JaveDones]

@charleshoppes This is incredible. Damn green bubbles always messing things up 😡

[meredith minkow @murrminks]

A fire Nike womens sports commercial airing while Harrison Butker’s Chiefs are losing 24-0 >>>