Javier Hernandez

I'll never disappoint.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@FluxSpectacular @mmichellegoth @jcosiooo I’ve done that. It’s not too bad. There’s definitely worse places.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@MicaBurton Honest question, how will you get around in the tail? Tiny hops? Either way I’m sure it’ll look great.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@IanKarmel Assuming sides will be present, that amount seems correct. That being said, always get more than you think you’ll need. Worst case of leftovers vs guests left wanting is an easy choice.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Ewoks aren’t cute. They’re terrifying looking.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

I respect that. Thank you for any content you make. Take time and chill. Looking forward to the next one.

[Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan]

No new AFE today 😢 The gang was just a little stretched mentally and took a chill week. If you’re a Patron, please enjoy the 17 year old nine minute set I posted of myself as a punishment. My god is it bad! See y’all next week and thank you for understanding ❤️❤️❤️

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Yes, I'm in a Fantasy Great British Bake-Off League, yes, I'm going to win, yes, you get points for guessing what color Prue's glasses are that episode.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

The Bad News Bear

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Alien

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@samriegel Arroz con Leche

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@xxxforkeeps Do it and we can hang out.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@xxxforkeeps Naoe if you have $$$, Yakko San if not.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@IanKarmel I’ve been trying for a while, sir.

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

@xxxforkeeps My place?

[Javier Hernandez @Javi_Says]

Same when I had it. Everyone keeps that symptom secret.

[👑Princess Ivee Marks @ShePoison_Ivee]

TMI -

Something people didn’t tell me about getting Covid is how much it will make you fart.

I Can’t. Stop. Farting.

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

double meat at chipotle is free this week you just need to bring a gun

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

*Checks to see if kids are sleeping.*

*Closes office door.*

*Turns on incognito mode.*

*Quietly googles, "Bottom Gun."*

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

THREAD: Lots of us learned classical music from watching old cartoons, so I’m going to identify the pieces that frequently popped up.

One of the most recognizable is Franz Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2,” performed by those great piano virtuosos Bugs Bunny and Tom & Jerry.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

the last word of each line of this george herbert poem is in all caps because that’s when the beastie boys chime in