PresidentPeaches

29 year old Idiot
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Bnet; Benpai#11528
WoW-Silvermoon (NA)
feel free to message me anytime! (He/Them)

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Seth @holzawn]

Try are new cookie

[bleed @hearingvoicees]

Mosquitoes b suckin everything but dick

[Nick @gaynick_]

Boyfriend said he won’t have any if I make bolognese because it’s the “wrong weather”

[ry @RyanNice]

Fantano ended up frying his ass tho

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🔥🔥

[🥔 @salzmann__]

If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

If i was a fish id hide under logs, rocks, banks, water, etc.

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Farting so hard it Rips Me In Half

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a scrumptious ant, or perhaps a delectable termite

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Imagine getting mogged by a dog this hard right before you suffocate on poison gas

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

the beatles should have recorded an album called gamestop pussy

[Cal #Natitude @nomoredawg]

This will definitely be the worst thing ever to happen at D.C.-area gas stations

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

he actually had to die for Mario to be born, that's what catcher in the rye was about

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

i was born in the right generation i love aspartame and mommy kinks and arguing on the internet

[metal gear facts @MetalGearFacts1]

Do you know what day it is today?