Bohemian Defenestrator

Your Left Hand Man

[🌲F0rtune🌲 @F0rtuneL0wT1er]

The cube trilogy is so weird because the first movie is a genuine avant garde masterpiece that everyone should watch at least one time, and then 2 and 3 are the biggest pieces of dogshit ever and I love them for it

[Bohemian Defenestrator @That_Buffalo]

@DarkMoonHV Oh yeah you're boned, my man

[casey innit @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

calvin’s dad would hate 2026 soooo much

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

actually existing lynchism

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

House on the Highway (1/18)

[Cirsova: Dream Lords Legacy Kickstarter ends 2nite @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

The beautiful thing about the ogre meme imo is that all of the anxiety is coming from a genuine effort to engage with the work. It is admirable to be Ogre. In college the class Ogre during literature courses was a crucial participant cause they would always ask the best questions

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽(Surfside Second Inning Enjoyer) @Dunkintern]

I broke my hip throwing this pitch. This pitch is banned in Africa, you cannot throw this pitch in Africa.

[Bohemian Defenestrator @That_Buffalo]

@cowboymiggy Gonna start calling them the Brooklyn Dodgers

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When the goblin girl starts giving you straight teeth

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

Gotcha

[Rech🦦 @Rechardart]

“Witcher combat is ass!”
-didn’t use signs
-didn’t use bombs
-didn’t check weaknesses
-didn’t unlock rend or whirl
-didn’t use potions
-didn’t parry

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Bohemian Defenestrator @That_Buffalo]

@runesword1 Stark Raving, but I think holding the rune sword will fix me