DrCoaster

🔞 She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 28

[turbomander @turbomander]

i am under near constant psychic attacks by my rivals. they keep making me see vivid imagery of us making out sloppy style

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb?
my loathsome and suspiscously orb-shaped homunculus:

[turbomander @turbomander]

its the desert biome man. we got curved swords and beetles and shit. sitar going absolutely buckwild on the soundtrack. maybe a giant worm. fuckin love the desert

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Dapping you up locomotively

[EVIL CYBORG @IAmAEvilPaladin]

Yes im a cybernetic organism who can’t feel the cold. Yes I wear a tattered cloak anyways because it makes me look cool as hell.

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

[Figo Kennedy🔪🩸 @Figothefox]

Man these Requiem DLC leaks are getting wild

[interpretation @materialcritic]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

1. rags to riches
2. man vs man
3. man vs bee
4. voyage to meat world
5. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
6. amateur pornography
7. evangelion

[Breeze💍 @BleuSpheres]

They swapped escort missions

[mimi🍉 @mimikinss_]

I wont be anywhere near playing 9 for a while but this is my understanding

[blanket is transgender @ureverypie]

#youraislopboresme

[Rowby @RowbyYT]

If I worked at Umbrella, I'd shout "IT ESCAPED" every now and then just to freak out my coworkers

[serialboel @serialboel]

Hey pokemon I expect Browt’s in-game call to sound like this
#PokemWindsWaves

[hope (ultra glazer) @hld_0n]

#pokemon #pokemonfanart
i call it dadmaxxing

[sunnie ☀️ @sunniettv]

just heard someone use the term “wo-chienuinely”

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking

[Jas🏈 @CandlestickJas]

Needs to go the A.J. Brown route and unfollow the team on ig and post cryptic messages about not getting the ball enough.

[hazel @hazelrosedee]

wait this lil straight guy just ate me up