Why?

Short King™

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

casual reminder that Jax is an abuser

[yvaine @novakaiiser]

Im 41 and AFRAID of donald duck

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Please don’t call yourself that, you’re beautiful 💔🫶

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

A lady who makes fun of your penis, calls it small, etc

[cianeatsgrass @cianeatsgrass]

Undertale’s message: treat others equally and do not resort to violence

Deltarune:

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Addicus “Mammoth” Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Was recently informed the girl who used to hold my hand from the passenger seat every time I drove us has a nickname from a frat that rhymes with an STD.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

GENERATIONAL

[TRANS RIGHTS | Jirachii ⭐ @1000Jirachi]

Hmmm...no community notes....that shit is real

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having

[eve @csiirac]

when the function got playtime

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago

[turbomander @turbomander]

been staring at this for hours. I fucking love the framp

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Shut the fuck up and go review some mid ass pizza bro