Javon Simpson

👻:javon534

[‏ً @omgnicewords]

another form of empathy btw.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

The dad said “pick that shxt up” and he did lmao.. I know mom meant well, but this is EXACTLY how weaponized incompetence starts

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Javon Simpson @Javon534]

@keenn_eth

[Jaynez 🎮 @JaynezPlays]

Without physical games:

- Midnight launches are dead
- Collectors Editions lose half of their value
- You can’t share, trade, or sell your games
- You can’t buy used games
- If there’s a server outage, you’re shit out of luck
- YOU OWN NOTHING

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The cleaning staff after Japan got eliminated:

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

A Scottish fan chanted, "Free Palestine."

"I was a nurse in Gaza. I volunteered in Gaza. I’ve seen what happens. There is a genocide. Free Palestine."

She's a hero.

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

It’s a public library, museum, playground, and public park with walking trails.

All privately funded, and for the public.

Cope harder bro.

[ahmed @ahmedawan132]

I finished med school

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A prank!
He entered the elevator acting like he was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and told her;
"I'm hanging up now, your husband is in the elevator with me!", then stepped out! 😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[Abdelkrim @therifwarrior]

@Nezzzooo Will never forgive them for what happened to my man Carlos

[Yah 🌚 @pretty_yunique]

Women doing shit like this is exactly why we have had to deal with YEARS of women acting like all sex with men is degrading and comparing it to sex work smh lmao
Instead of telling a man that you hate what he’s doing, you sit there and countdown the moment until you can go play in your own pussy because even tho YOU clearly know what makes you cum, you didn’t want to tell the man YOU allowed to fuck you HOW to make you cum. 😭 AND on top of HATING it, you LIE and PRETEND that you loved it just so you can keep him around😭😭 I dont understand how you can’t see that you are literally causing your own misery. You hate men cause YOU are afraid of speaking up for YOURSELF to THEM. Learn how to stand TF up OFFLINE, good fucking god lmao

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who sell things online: I AM NEVER GOING TO CALL FOR PRICING. Never. I’m going to close your website and move on to the next one that lists prices.