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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Those of you that buy the latest phone every year, how do you do it?

Do you keep money somewhere waiting for the next release? Is there any extra satisfaction from getting the latest phone?

[j @JayCarlx]

@oakcha @rukky_nate which billionaire list?

[Stephen @ScFidelis]

My friend got Diamond Bank’s GT role. After training school, he was posted to marketing.

This is someone who had 2:1 in Accounting and was done with ICAN at the time.

Man took the job, stayed for like 4months, resigned and never looked back.

[j @JayCarlx]

i’d go somewhere else and do the POS actually, and that’s if i really must buy that bole

[Osas 👨🏾‍💻 @UncleOsas_]

There’s this woman that sells bole in my area while her daughter does POS beside her, she doesn’t accept transfers so you may have to take cash from her daughter to pay her.
I’ve always found it annoying

[Osas 👨🏾‍💻 @UncleOsas_]

There’s this woman that sells bole in my area while her daughter does POS beside her, she doesn’t accept transfers so you may have to take cash from her daughter to pay her.
I’ve always found it annoying

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

If the job isn't a CEO..CFO..COO..or any C-suite/SE position...there's absolutely no reason for Four rounds of interviews!!

[j @JayCarlx]

ngl i kinda get it..

not cause im trying to be “unique” or whatever

but most times when a brand starts getting bigg, especially suddenly, the customer service and quality tends to reduce😞

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Innocent people go open their businesses (restaurants, lounges, cafes) say they wan make profit , another person for internet go dy talk “don’t cast my fav spot” 😂😂

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Innocent people go open their businesses (restaurants, lounges, cafes) say they wan make profit , another person for internet go dy talk “don’t cast my fav spot” 😂😂

[Bola Banjo @bolaabanjo]

Wtf ?

[Mohammed Musa Isah @Mansaah_Musa]

There are only two billionaires in Monaco who are richer than Femi Otedola
1. Stephano Pessina – $6.3 billion
2. David Nahmad – $4 billion

If Femi Otedola was a resident of Monaco, he would be the 3rd richest man in Monaco.

[Mohammed Musa Isah @Mansaah_Musa]

Seplat Energy appoints Tony Elumelu as Chairman

Tony Elumelu is also presently the

1. Chairman, Heirs Holdings
2. Chairman, United Bank for Africa
3. Chairman, Transnational Corporation of Nigeria Plc
4. Chairman, Heirs Energies
5. Founder & Chairman, The Tony Elumelu Foundation

[Slim @onu_slim]

If you want to be a billionaire, get 100 million Naira, purchase Dangote refinery shares in September, 2026, wait for it to do x20 in less than 10 years. You made yourself a Billionaire!

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

To be fair, she knows a thing or two about vegetables.

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

Lmaoooo!
We got here in April and I'm house hunting again.

If I meet a house owner and he says "I'm a pastor", I'll pack my slippers and run faster than Usain Bolt.

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

ancestors had a whole festival for her yunno. people measured wealth by her. cannot actually believe the yam slander i'm seeing.

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

You can go a whole day in Nigeria and never leave Tony Elumelu’s empire. Most people don’t even notice they’re doing it.

Wake up, check your bank app. That’s UBA. His.

Pay your insurance. Heirs. His.

The power keeping your lights on? Transcorp feeds part of that grid.

Weekend at the Transcorp Hilton. His. Reach for your HMO card at the hospital. Avon. His too.

Banking. Power. Insurance. Hotels. Healthcare. Real estate. Tech.

One man, quietly sitting inside almost every part of your day.

And it wasn’t luck. He left UBA back in 2010 with one plan, own the things a country simply cannot do without. Fifteen years later, he does.

One man. The spine of an entire economy.

[ADEWUYI Roseline Adebimpe @AdewuyiRoseline]

Those of you that organizations poach for jobs, how do you do it ooo? Nobody has ever reached out to me for any role before. You people must have two heads.

Abeg, come and cut soap for me. I clearly missed a class somewhere.

[j @JayCarlx]

@Elkrosmediahub @Ssaasquatch the loan isn’t from heirs.
he used heirs to receive the money he borrowed from afrexim and AFC

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Tony Elumelu is already a billionaire in dollars. Forbes gotta update their list.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

Thinking money laundering is take 10m and deposit in your account for me.

Your share is 1m.

Send me 9m.

Lmao.