Jay David Murphy

Writer, actor, Director, Photo/Freelance Journalist, Man of 1,000 faces, voices & laughs. Pro Sales/trainer. Camel Expert. NOW AZ film location scout.

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So I did a cartoon interview and was a hand puppet cartoon at the same time!

That has to be a first in the cartoon world.

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The season is over, so this is definitely NOT another installment. Just look at the opening credits! And here to bask with us in this postseason revisionism is none other than Jay David Murphy @JayDavidMurphy!!!

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@AgathaChocolats Make this face when anal probed.

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@BohuslavskaKate KIck Russias azinsky you go get them Super Z. Crush their azz.

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@horrormuseum YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I never dared or lived with women who Grooped on the clown face. If they wake up in the with a clown face on the pillow case she is not the one for me. It is a FIRST criteria of dating. Lots of make up NOT a date make. Why, because it's a MASK.

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@horrormuseum EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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@ansonmount @hissgoescobra They have a stop at Walmart after their man shoot.

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@AgathaChocolats Marry me now or never.

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@billprady I think it would hilarious that when the Ballroom ding dong is building is finished and he and his family are banished for life. I am a dreamer.

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@TheTweetOfGod I blame him on you. This is your screw up. Fix it now!

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@hollymadison

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@SilverbergDave Without butter and a smidge of salt. Then it's OK. Put Carmel on it and it's heaven.

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@hollywoodscifi @jondelarroz Prediction. People are going to fall in love with her. I have.

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@TheDailyShow Wish I could afford to make the trip from SEAZ.

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Here's the question. We can tranquilize animals and rescue them. Why can't we tranquilize people instead of getting shot by cops? Just thinking out loud.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A bear rescue in Arizona took an unexpected turn when the tranquilized animal crashed through a tarp and one of the rescuers tumbled on top of it. The bear was unharmed and safely relocated, police said.

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@TheDailyShow It was a ticky situation.

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@SenMarkKelly You are my Senator with pride. BUT I have heard this line for 50 years. It's tired and just toothless.

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@hollywoodscifi I would sit for hours looking at toys in catalogs. Dreaming.

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@horrormuseum For me it's not an either or question. There is a universal thread that weaves itself in all life. Yet there is a randomness that is stamped on top of the tapestry. I have seen and been involved in to many things that would qualify for many as miracles. Life is luck.

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@horrormuseum Dad jokes on the Net were banned in 2005.

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@kevin_nealon No it's not! Thats when the butt holes come out.

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@AgathaChocolats First date, mammal or metal?