Jordan

Actor/Comedian

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

If you’re going to be racist. At least be funny. I call my Asian wife Byong Sun. And she has no problem with it.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@bellagartzia What’s a shallot?

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

What kind of monster orders this?

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

Paramount just went to war #ufc

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

I missed the birth of my second child because I waited in line for 24 minutes at @McDonalds

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

Hot take: Chick-fil-A breakfast ain’t it.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@WalmartThomist Can I eat sushi?

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolchicago @barstoolsports @PardonMyTake @thestretchpod Newton Danny Katz loves his Chicago bears

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@nychotdogstands Love from Texas!

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@GonzoShitCock hey gonzo, there’s a Facebook group that is full of Eric, the actor fans, and I would like to formally invite you to join. Send me a DM so I can send you the link.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

#PSA The @SmurfsMovie was so bad my 4 year old literally told me during the movie “daddy can we leave?” And I swear the whole theater was asleep.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@HoopMixOnly

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@_willcompton @MakeAWish @TaylorLewan77 @robertAbooey @sternshow it’s official. This is the worst pitch

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

Got my car picked up by @NPLexusSA for an oil change. 20 seconds later I received this text, (obviously meant for someone else.) Sorry I didn’t have a chance to get my car detailed bro.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@GonzoShitCock Gonzo you’re a legend

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@ATT explain yourself

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@Cobratate You we’re 100% correct.

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

I pledge allegiance to @stoolpresidente of the United States of @barstoolsports and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. #RipBussin

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

Thank you @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports for making the greatest reality show ever created. Cannot wait for the next season. @kirkmin is the man, ria sucks. #NewtonMA

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@TrollSocks @kirkminshow fake cat

[Jordan @JayDoubles]

@BarstoolBigCat Newton