Jay

Bi-coastal aspirations, always trying to live a life less ordinary.

[Jay @JayG]

I’ve got a 266mb iPhone video of a car accident in SF. SFPD has androids. Uniformed officer can’t receive large file via email. How does the SFPD not have a Dropbox account for these 2023 situations? Help your HQ city!!! @Dropbox @DropboxSupport @SFPD

[Jay @JayG]

@nbcsnl Trump=Milton from Office Space. He keeps getting relocated within the US, but is always clenching onto his red top secret papers and mumbling. Sketch ends w/ trump seated at a desk next to a desk w/ surprise cameo “the real Milton” clenching his red stapler.

[Jay @JayG]

@nbcsnl opening sketch. Guests dining at Mar-a-Lago seated w/o menus. Server delivers top secret papers as menus. Guests read out loud embarrassing foreign intel which are random ridic facts on foreign leaders and histrcl trump blunders. Cam pans 2 daycare. Kids crayon TS papers

[Jay @JayG]

@HeroWarsApp 3

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

Covid (@UCSF) Chronicles, Day 647 (!)
I haven’t done a San Francisco update for a while. Now seems like a good time, since SF – the most vaxxed big city in the U.S. – may offer lessons for the nation about how an Omicron surge is influenced by high vax (& masking) rates.(1/25)

[Citizen @Captain_Brexit]

@ProjectLincoln A message for Trump.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I wish I was backstage just so I could hear this exchange:
“How’d I do? What are people saying?”
“There was a fly on your head for a really long time. It’s mostly that.”

[ABC News @ABC]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus jokes that a fifth night has been added to the Democratic National Convention schedule "where we will just play Michelle Obama's speech on a loop." https://t.co/3FQXzkPOB7 #DemConvention

[GGG @TWUMotorMan]

Being a #TrainOperator for @NYCTSubway I thought I have seen it all but this can’t be real @ClaytonGuse @progressiveact @danrivoli @danrivoli @dahvnyc @ScooterCasterNY @s_nessen @AvaPittmanTV @Ykaner89

[Kevin Knapp @KevKnapp]

Playlist + Recipe: Kevin Knapp Pairs Music With A Grilled Rib Eye, Cauliflower Mash & Sautéed Chanterelle Mushrooms https://t.co/p63A8WCztm via @@rymiddy

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Did we just get Martial Lawed??! So, he just Declared War on The Public??!! It’s not 1807 this is not Rebellion!!, but I think it’s about get all kinds of fucked up here!!

[Jay @JayG]

@tntdrama I set my DVR to record Last Ship reruns & the past couple of cable guide listings this past 10 days have been inaccurate. Help?

[Jay @JayG]

@KitchenAidUSA Thanks. I was able to get through on the “call back” feature today on CS. That wasn’t an option/enabled on the phone prompt when I called the other day. 👍🏾

[Jay @JayG]

Trying to live chat about a replacement part. A 4hr wait?!!!! @KitchenAidUSA

[Ian Chan @chanian]

When you need that t.p. but Amazon is out, and you’re not supposed to leave your house; tech San Francisco doesn’t fail. Thank you @chenosaurus for the speedy cross city delivery- I owe you one 🧻

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Quarantine sucks in a house that's haunted because a message suddenly appears in blood saying "YOU USUALLY LEAVE AT 7:45."

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today is a good day to remind ourselves that elections matter. Vote.