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Singer for @nervoustriggers
Comics nerd, punker, pizza enthusiast.
Bad at twitter.

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@JamesGunn Now tell us who is playing Koko, you coward!

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@mattxiv She should maybe be more respectful of the fact that chaotic gay white people saying "She's messy but I'll still throw '212' on my party playlist" is her only remaining source of income.

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I just entered to win tickets to see @descendents LIVE! Follow @WellmontTheater and enter here: https://t.co/4ug09CEmGh

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@letigreworld I just saw the @smartpunk reissue from this year and there's a copy on the way to my house for a fraction of what the older pressings were going for! Thanks to you both for making this happen! So excited to finally have this one on vinyl!

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@letigreworld - I just checked discogs for a copy of This Island again and somebody is selling a copy that doesn't even have a jacket for $60, and that's the only one for sale in the US. Copies from elsewhere in the world are starting at 60 euros before shipping. Please re-press?

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@letigreworld Dear Le Tigre -
Please consider finding a solid label to for a domestic vinyl re-issue of This Island. I'd very much like to spin "Seconds" at DJ nights, and listen to the album at home. I can't afford to spend $100+ on Discogs. Thanks in advance!
Your friend,
--Jay

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Hey @realDonaldTrump supporters, how are your stocks doing today, you fucking morons?

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I can't be the only one whose mind went directly here.

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Every braindead MAGA right now is either running cover for Musk, clutching pearls over Laura Jane Grace, or worshipping THIS GUY as their new god.
https://t.co/knLpNXojBx

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"Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake and doing a Normal Way To Stand Secretary Kennedy!"

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao

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People say the Australian breakdancer's move looks like she was stealing a pie from a windowsill; real ones know if the pie is good its scent lifts you off the ground & you float to it, no sneaking. Embarrassing error!

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Anytime these fucking psychopaths denounce a candidate it's the equivalent of 100 ringing endorsements to me.

[NRA @NRA]

Following Kamala Harris' selection of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D) as her running mate, Randy Kozuch, Chairman of the NRA Political Victory Fund (NRA-PVF), released the below statement:

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@billieeilish Congratulations on "Bad Guy" being the 1st song in @alyankovic's 1st polka medley in 10 years. There are generations of lifelong Weird Al fans who've been waiting for this, and your song blew the doors off. Take time to enjoy what a monumental achievement this is!

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@DefectivePigg @Big_Norway

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Remember that time Howard Dean got a little bit excited during a speech and people were like, "That behavior is unbecoming of the office of president" and his numbers cratered overnight? Why do I bring this up now? No reason.

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...getting back to prominently featuring "Baby, I'm an Anarchist!" in her live sets in 2024 is essentially the arc of @LeavittAlone's "The Dead Kennedys are right about everything" tweet played out in real time.

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.@LauraJaneGrace writing and rising to prominence with "Baby, I'm an Anarchist!" around 2002, becoming disillusioned by punk purity tests and the music industry, writing "I Was a Teenage Anarchist" in 2010, coming out, reshaping her career multiple times, and most recently...

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@listenupnerds @robinelizabth Don't listen to this dude; he is trying to trick you. Stay the course!

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Fear is the mind killer https://t.co/LjpC3Ttfe6