Jay

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@SoVeryBritish Keeping up appearances

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@TwitchyAndGay

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@TwitchyAndGay You know that’s exactly what it means 😂

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@tcliftonwright Right click: “Copy”
Right click: “Paste”
...
Roar: “ For F*CK SAKE, now what’s it doing?!!!” When something doesn’t go right like offsetting my whole layout.

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@itsbenhood Wouldn’t bother until the worlds va k on track otherwise it’s spenny for no reason as you can’t do a thing at the moment. Otherwise, it’s awesome!!

[Jay @JayJOakley]

The UK right now ... #gbbo

[Jay @JayJOakley]

Have found a new love for an evening tipple. Happens to be sherry. Does this make me an old woman?

[Jay @JayJOakley]

I love my Apple Watch. I love it’s convenience, and all the smart benefits it has to offer.
However.. I find it infinitely concerning that it actually feels the needs to remind me to breathe. TO BREATHE...

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@issysimons Mine is arriving today. I’ll let you know how I get on!

[Jay @JayJOakley]

All of April graced us with beautiful weather when I was stuck in the concrete jungle with no sunbathing opportunity. Now I’m Norfolk (work related) and miles of available private ground to get some rays, and the heavens are shitting on us. Hideous.

[Jay @JayJOakley]

Can’t help but feel now that “Karen” has been coined as an adjective, this name will diminish to the history books, and generations to come will remember “Karen” as a name as stuff of legend ...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“How much tea do we have?”
“Around 17,000 bags”
“That’s awful, it’s not fair to stockpile”
“I didn’t, that’s how many we normally have”

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@semadivad (This was post -performance so please excuse the hair 💇🏻‍♂️)

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@semadivad You could even live stream it?! Do it 😆

[Jay @JayJOakley]

@tcliftonwright Toilets in Dubai have these as hoses and since I went in 2014 I’m yet to find one in the UK. It’s hygienic and less wasteful. No bog-clogs 🤷🏻‍♂️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Oh don’t worry about me, don’t get me anything!”

Helpful

[Jay @JayJOakley]

Chances of politics and repetitive, aggressive election spilth ceasing to clog up my social media from tomorrow?
“About the same as the chances of Jordan winning the United Kingdom countrywide search for Miss Tiny Tits”

I can not wait for it all to be over. But it won’t be 🙄

[Jay @JayJOakley]

.... Millions of lives being lost at war and the wearing of a multicoloured poppy is hardly comparing Like with Like so let’s focus on what really matters.

REMEMBER THEM 🌺

[Jay @JayJOakley]

Do we think that rather than slagging off LGBT+, it might just be possible to put our efforts into remembering and honouring those who lost their lives in a war that was over something a bit more serious THAN THE COLOURS OF A POPPY someone chooses to wear to remember them by‽

[The Theatre Cafe @thetheatrecafe]

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