Jay Jolliffe

being nice is my whole shit right now

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@robjama 100% this is a rollout lol

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@mikefutia @alexgoughcooper CHAT

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@dashboardlim Meta Claude

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@jakewoolf 105s right?

Might need to go this route

I only wear vintage denim but they keep falling apart on me. A year and they’re threads, every one… to a pair.

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@rfkenmore Look how they massacred my boy(s)

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@rfkenmore The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Kundera, Norwegian Wood (Murakami)

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@thesamparr @rfkenmore Sam reppin for the dudes with big donks, you love to see it

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@internetvin The tools made me so efficient I could take on 3x more work. Turns out AI can’t do the all human the shit that also multiplies with every new client. So now I’m 3x more productive AND 3x more buried. Cool cool cool.

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@NecktieSalvage Agreed never want to have to pay for it, but, sometimes it's a nice time to re-evaluate a style change that could be fun or breathe new life in.

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@internetvin have you done Linh Anh yet?

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@rfkenmore Pretty good meta commentary on watches. Most people would rather have the most pedestrian Rolex (most Rolex tbh) than have something interesting that’s not Rolex.

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@LASTNAMELORDE Your feelings are valid, but I think the details are off. Eg west station stays eg west, the LRT station is Cedarvale. And the LRT station even more in little Jamaica is Oakwood.

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@AlfieJCarter Claude

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@natashaghoskins New Inji album is fun

New Kokoroko also great diff vibe

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@aschwags3 GA

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@VanLathan GI distress

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@wwornwwell added bonus, no athleisure!

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@internetvin UFO Bahn Mi go crazy

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@benjaminsehl @robjama 0-1 is like going from dream product idea to MVP.
1-2 is like trying to find product market fit

Don't ask me what 3+ is like, still finding PMF

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Imagine having no self-esteem

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number.

When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.”

Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a number, you still can't be certain because she might see through the ruse. Laugh and make fun of her for it being too *low*. Hopefully this inspires her to confess the real number.

Once she does this, that's when you flip and call her a whore and leave