JayKayIsMyName

Hi! :)

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You’re working at a store, and as you’re walking through the aisle you notice a small spill. But you’re already busy, so you pass it. The AI-powered surveillance camera noted the entire event and dropped your social credit by 3. You can no longer go to bars.

The year is 2029.

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If Among Us was turned into an educational game, it could take place at Among University and the game would be called “Among U”

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The Backrooms if it had Netflix lighting

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A ‘Backrooms’-themed teaser for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ is being shown in theaters.

“Get lost in a place so massive that it goes on and on and on… you talking about eating pussy?”

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I’m a realist so I know the chances of this are nearly none, but imagine a day where we find of GTA VI will launch on Switch 2 and NOT PC. Would low-key be at least a Top 5 day EVER for video game Twitter.

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@Zovafire Bluesky is like if the “I eat babies” joke from We Bare Bears was a real site

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@lvnchpdmcquack @goryphotos This image is me replying to Crystal, I would reply directly, but he blocked me immediately after making his argument to make it look like he won

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@goryphotos Y’all are reading too much into this, muting because you all suck and I’m awesome

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@goryphotos How much water do you think you indirectly wasted by causing users to have Grok explain your Tweet because of your vagueposting?

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@lvnchpdmcquack @goryphotos People are GOING to use AI, so stop giving them a reason to.

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@lvnchpdmcquack @goryphotos It’s not about whether or not the bear knows better, it’s about how you respond to the knowledge that the bear does NOT know better.

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@lvnchpdmcquack @goryphotos If I leave food outside of my tent in the woods and get killed in my sleep by a bear, is it my fault or the bear’s?

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@RegularHuman17 @goryphotos I literally just went to Google and searched “water used per AI prompt” and “power used per AI prompt,” idk wtf a watt-hour is

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People wonder why everything in theaters is just “Aura and Hype Moments: The Movie” these days, but talk to someone from a town with a population less than 10k and you’ll realize it’s cause 60% of the population are living though “aura and hype moments: the existence.”

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The comments are unbelievable. “What the hell does a 10 year old know about depression??” Well apparently enough to kill themself so let’s start there.

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In 2025, after a long battle with depression, 10-year-old Liberty Hall tragically took her own life.

She left behind this note for her mother, apologizing, and asking her not to blame herself 💔

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@mst3ktwt Kinda a spoiler you’d never know from the movie, but there’s a sister series starring Rafe’s sister. Literally the first book ends with the twist that she was adopted as a sorta replacement for the dead brother

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@mst3ktwt This literally happens in every single book from the author of the original, there’s always a huge dramatic twist at the end of them

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@nothinbutlag A few more for your consideration:

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@nothinbutlag Can I join? I’ve never streamed or been in an SMP, but I’m starting streaming this summer. I have 25k followers and about 50M likes across TikTok and Insta, here’s my best hits:

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I didn’t read a single word of this post but this is one of the greatest GIFs I’ve seen in a GOOD while

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O PayPal está banindo artistas permanentemente por venderem arte legal.

Os processadores de pagamento estão se tornando os censores mais poderosos da internet.

Sem tribunal, sem lei, sem devido processo legal – basta um e-mail e sua renda desaparece para sempre.

Não se trata de "proteger os usuários". Artistas estão perdendo anos de ganhos da noite para o dia. E como PayPal, Stripe, Visa e Mastercard respondem à mesma pressão política, não há para onde fugir.

- O Kickstarter baniu conteúdo NSFW esta semana sob pressão do Stripe.
- Artistas acordam com contas congeladas sem aviso prévio.
- O conteúdo é 100% legal nos EUA.
- A EFF chama essa tática de "censura financeira".

Eles não podem banir sua arte. Então, eles banem sua capacidade de ser pago por ela.

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@Milkmeray A lot of countries will sell products falsely called “American-style” just cause they fit a particular vision of what Americans like to eat. I actually watched a great video about this topic

https://t.co/2yPyO9shUk