João Maio

28 | 🇵🇹 | Vila Real | BsC in Economics 💶 | MsC in Company Management 💼 | @fcporto 💙 | @faker 🐐 | ig: @joao_maio98

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[João Maio @JayMaio_]

@persistentlol Happy bday Betul🙌 Have a good day

[João Maio @JayMaio_]

@fleurirsky I thought it was pretty good as long as you're a fan of the director's youtube series. As a standalone movie it's probably just mid

[vic.exe✦ @kele_the_great]

Moments like these are so important because it reminds these deranged lunatics that they have no real power outside their online echo chambers. Super happy for Ed Sheeran

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: First gameplay trailer for Holdout Juror Simulator.

11 against 1. Seven days. Can you hold your ground?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

A new species of cat has been identified for the first time in a century—and experts think that there may be even more to discover around the world: https://t.co/woOXXxJOXB

[Gregory Jon @gregoryjon]

So the opening acts cancelled and his own band quit. Ed Sheeran says hold my beer. 😉

[Noble Savage @nobl3savag3]

Ive gotten my girlfriend comfortable with retard and faggot. Just got one word left to go.

[Nicky M @nickymuniz_]

they remembered what an actual woman is just for this edit

[Juan Navarrete @NaavarreeteJuan]

En Oporto, mosaico de la conquista de Ceuta.

[João Maio @JayMaio_]

@amaterasuki21 Fantastic Mr. Fox on the favourites is an insta follow

[Sergio Peptoemer @PeptoEmer]

Esto ha pasado en el GP de España de F1 en Madrid:

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

We’ve never seen anything like this before. A man was conscripted into jury duty by the government. He performed his civic duty and followed his conscience, refusing to acquit a woman who confessed to systematically executing her three children. The defense attorney immediately launched a public smear campaign against the juror. Soon several other jurors joined the campaign. Then the media. Even the defense attorney’s wife has joined. Now they’re doxxing the man, digging into his past, contacting his family, showing up at his house. All of this both to punish him for refusing to go with their program, and to pollute any future jury pool by making it clear that anyone who votes to convict Clancy will have their life destroyed. It’s truly one of the most outrageously evil things we’ve ever seen from the Left, and that’s saying something. A direct assault on the integrity of our justice system. They are burning down every boundary and standard in their path. And doing it all for the sake of a child murdering psychopath. Unfathomable.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

"He said the holdout would scroll on his phone and wouldn't engage when others were trying to talk to him."