Jenna.

*Insert irrelevant song quote here*

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

I’m 41 weeks pregnant; I pee at least once an hour, can’t put on my shoes without breaking into a sweat, and I have so many hemorrhoids that it looks like a grenade went off in my asshole. How’re you?!

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

I’m at the point in my pregnancy that I’ve stopped giving people a polite answer to the question, “how’re you feeling?”

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

All I want for Christmas is this baby to come out of me.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

16 more days of work and then I’m finally on maternity leave!

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Only 4 more days until we find out if we’re having a boy or a girl and I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

How do I feel? Well Nancy, since ya asked, I’m exhausted, my titties hurt, I’m nauseous 24/7, and I haven’t pooped in 3 days. How’re YOU feeling?
#imglowing

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Y’all, growing a whole ass human is exhausting 😩😴

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 2 May 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

My introverted dreams have finally come true!
All of my weekend plans were just cancelled in 5 minutes.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

My body is at work, but my brain is at home in bed.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 May 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Today a customer bleated at me because she forgot the word for goat.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Transitioning from the “yes, I want to have kids” to “let’s talk about having kids” is freaking surreal.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Got an A+ on my first motorcycle lesson yesterday.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Can someone with adhd and anxiety teach me how to have friends? Cause right now, I don’t know how. In fact, I’ve never known how to be a good friend or how to have good friends.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Remember when you were in high school and thought you were hot shit? Now you’re an adult and just barely keeping it together. Yeah, that might be me.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

@jennlynn1025 I’m wheezing 😂

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

(My sickness was not covid related)

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Because I was sick for one day, I had to take 3 days off. Makes sense.

[Jenna. @JayMasch]

Puked all morning then slept for 7 hours on the couch. Now I’m ready to go back to bed 🤕