Jared Mollard

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Waiter: “Do you wanna box?”

Me:

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@EmmaIBrown Put the kitties in da bag 🔫

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@EmmaIBrown Do you own these?

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MGK gets toasted in the rap game by Eminem and all of a sudden he’s a early 2000’s punk band vocalist.... is no one else seeing this? #transformation

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@babygiiiiiirrl BC THC lyfe son

[P @Paulius98]

This deserves a Grammy LOOOOOOL

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dad of the year

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What just happened 💀 https://t.co/OLg1B3MgTf

[Earth @earth]

The King.

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@mikpenney7 Ya caught me Mill Pond! Lool

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@mikpenney7 No one cares Mik

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Gone but never forgotten @Breaking_Pat

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@BrandonTillie Cork non flight restricted balls bomb 💣

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

not all heroes wear capes.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

you believe you started “late” but the universe would argue that you started right on time. “late” in regards to what? trendiness, other people’s timelines? if you’re doing it for you, then your timeline & journey should be the only one you’re focused on.

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Life’s a prison and death is at the door.

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@EmmaIBrown cept for you

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Still haven’t won the lottery yet... what the fucks up with that eh?