Jay Montepare

Host, Stand-Up Comic, medium build actor guy, pitbull owner, eater of meatball sandwiches.

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@Bradymatthews13 That was pretty much the bad guy tech from die hard exactly but with brad Pitt food add on

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@chrismollica I found a tiny spring today too! For real. Fuck that spring. I put it on a shelf for when I never find what it goes to.

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@realDonaldTrump He’s doing more than you

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If you find an old chair - don’t throw it away! You can easily refinish it for years of use - here’s how. #refinishedfurniture #refinishkulture #furnituremakeover #carpenterlife https://t.co/xPBYuJXpBR

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How to cover up an open laundry alcove. I custom built this barn door and countertop to match the existing cabinets and hardwood floors. Enjoy! #closetstorage #closetorganization #closetgoals #barndoorslider… https://t.co/V9Fly58lt9

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Here’s an easy way to lay out a gallery wall. For tastemadehome. Enjoy! #gallerywalldecor #gallerywall #homedesigns #homedesign #homedesigners #designer https://t.co/CYhgVBVVVZ

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Check out my latest tastemadehome video! I design and build a doggy bathroom. Enjoy! #outdoordesign#doggypotty#design#carpenter https://t.co/PPK4bslwEY

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@JessimaePeluso Farts. Lots of farts

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This. Very much this:

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“Yup, it went up great...nope, no problems.” https://t.co/4DB76BZyEc

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@Moctress Human poop would be worse

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Now that’s a finish! #earlex5500 #sprayfinish https://t.co/uErGoIHC4T

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Love my shop. #shoplife #woodworker #woodworkerlife #craftsman https://t.co/8qGfyW50ms

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This is gonna be one big ass door. #slidingdoors #slidingdoor #ashply #festooldomino #tightbond https://t.co/JZ0gUIlDai

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@Bradymatthews13 @AdamSandler You’re stuff keeps getting better with each piece bud

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This is my stool. There are many like it but this one is mine. And I built it with my own grubby hands. #stool #stools #ilikewhiteoakandwalnut https://t.co/mwagi6VEAe

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Stool boom. White oak and walnut with Osmo natural finish for white oak. #stoolboom #firststool #stoolsample #festooldomino #festool #stools #naturalwood #woodispretty #furniturebasics #woodworking #woodworkinglove… https://t.co/RuPUUF6TmQ

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Wall, flip-up bar, dual-top pergola and swings I designed built for my client’s unusable backyard space. Who wants to turn their yards into outdoor rooms? DM me - I’m always up for a creative challenge.… https://t.co/S42dGbgM4U

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Bench guts. #carpentryskills #carpenter #dewalt #framing #woodworker #woodworkerlife https://t.co/Z9KKJ0MB98

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What framing looks like for a bench corner. If your wondering why custom woodwork isn’t exactly inexpensive here’s a glimpse of the kind of inside work that goes into making something look simple, clean and stable… https://t.co/rHiCYyHoQ6