Angie Patterson Muto

Moctress? See pinned tweet below. It’s a thing. Just go with it. Rep: J Pervis Agency & Nava Artists

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Ok I know my Twitter handle doesn’t make a ton of sense. Here’s the clip that explains it all, from Moctress, written by yours truly

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

No show has ever brought me such joy as The Golden Bachelorette WOW

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Few things upset me more than the thumb slits in activewear shirts

[meghan @deloisivete]

Staring into the abyss and it doesn't have any dinner ideas either

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

My soul mate

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Man, pharmacists will really flex that power while you’re waiting huh

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Ready for wordle to come out with some new hype words. I know I’m impressive.

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

What is it with zoos having so many hills

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

A gender reveal but it’s me and my husband opening up the speed trap camera ticket to see who was behind the wheel

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

@WilliamAder No way, me too!

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

[Shattered Table Taco @bgschnikelfritz]

Me trying my hardest to pay attention when someone is talking to me and there’s a banger playing in the background

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Justin: we live in an america where ppl are so excited to vote for a felon. So I doubt this will ruin the tour

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

@50FirstTates Everything.

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

How many calories do you burn putting on a duvet cover, I’m thinking 1,200

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

I got a perfect stand week AGAIN okay everybody CALM DOWN

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

There is NO unsubscribing from linkedin emails. Click that button all you want it’s not happening

[Angie Patterson Muto @Moctress]

Few things more unnerving than a ceiling fan on max speed, going so fast that it shakes side to side, probably loosening the screws little by little and then flying off and decapitating us all