Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸

Libertarian, F84.0 bro, crypto degen, shitposter, reply artist, NFT dabbler, Eternal disciple of John McAfee.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

#crypto
Words of wisdom...

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Good night my friends, followers, companions, enemies. May you choose your dreams and accept your realities. May you love with full heart so that you can color every corner of the world. May you find yourself so that the world may know you. May you find peace. In here. And now

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@andymilonakis I said this about you in the mid-2000s when u made me pee myself thrice.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@DeeZe They're truly ass.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

👀

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

Stay hydrated, frens 🌞 💦

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@WhiteHouse Am I the only one seeing the Pitfall! reference?

NICE!!!

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@spencerpratt @WittyCrypt0 Lmaoooo!!!

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@DeeZe When u gonna have ppl over?

Invite me and have some of that when I arrive.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@NYCMayor Haha, NOPE!!!

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@poe_real69 The same as the past few years...

Opportunity cost.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@based16z Do it like Christopher Walken and report back, lad.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@poe_real69 BTFD + CTO = break even

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

Everyone knows someone from their neighborhood who did the same thing on PCP.

For us, it was Randy. We all knew it would happen at some point, cowbell and all.

[Arjun Chaudharyy @Arjun5chaudhary]

दिव्य शक्ति से आसमान में उड़ने का दावा करने वाले पुजारी की पहाड़ से गिरकर हुई मौत

आंध्र प्रदेश में 49 साल के हिंदू पुजारी ने दिव्य शक्ति से उड़ने का दावा किया। पहाड़ की चोटी से कूदे, मौके पर ही मौत हो गई।

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@SpiderCrypto0x Nope

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@Polymarket @WClemente He diamond-handed it all the way down like a memecoin.

Legend.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@dougboneparth You'd hate it even more if your quarter pounder with cheese only had :15 meat, and you know that.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

A really fat dude, dressed business casual, is sitting in a chair and I can see his ass crack through his button down shirt because his belt isn't anywhere close to being over his waist.

It looks amusing seeing an ass crack through a checkered shirt pattern.

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@DeeZe

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@Polymarket Hey, can I get a free shirt?

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Me pointing at the 2018 chart to explain why this dip is actually bullish. $btc

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

Been there...😭

[doomer @uncledoomer]

just used personality 2 with friend group 1

[Jay Pizzle 🇺🇸 @JayPizzle88]

@uncledoomer Lmaoooo...i get it. 🤣 😭