Jay

Just a Victorian ghost raised by two punks trying to eat all the onion rings in the world. she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BLM

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@HumzaYousaf Did you walk past St Enoch subway station around 4.20pm today or am I hitting a bad yin? 😂

[Jay @JayRedJester]

Mad to think I'm 30 whole ass years old and this is the first day of my adult life that we haven't been under Tory rule. I ken Labour aren't exactly saints but I have at least a tiny sliver of hope that some things might get a bit better.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Once you make that decision on Thursday, there's no going back.

Don't do something you might regret.

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I had a dream I was at the Euros with @martin_compston and @GordonRamsay, I've never been so gutted to wake up and learn I'm still in ma hoose and have to work 😭

[Jay @JayRedJester]

Still coming to terms with the fact I met not only the Ghoul Boys the other day, but more importantly, The Professor and Mothman????

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@martin_compston @MrJamesCosmo I was one of the SA's yesterday and as an aspiring actor myself I just wanted to say it was such an honour to see yourselves at work. It has really inspired me to work harder so I can maybe be even half as good as you guys some day 😂✌️

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I wonder if I can smuggle a cat into the theatre on Thursday bc Bones seems very enamoured by @shanemadej rn

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@FoolishHit @thedavidhunter This is everything I've ever wanted 😭

[Jay @JayRedJester]

So he hasn't been appalled at the slaughter of all the other thousands of innocent people then? What a little slimy cretin.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has told Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu he is "appalled" by the killing of aid workers in Gaza

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I had a dream I was having an anxiety attack at a festival so @dadimakesmusic lay on the floor with me and talked about Icelandic horses until I calmed down. I need yous to know that is exactly what would work irl too.

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I love Andrew Scott and Paul Mescal and was so ready for All of Us Strangers to absolutely ruin my life but I didn't even cry once and I'm literally so confused as to where people are being emotionally devastated? Am I broken? 😂

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@mixtapeheart I think it's 12 weeks, I'm the same for tickets in July but you can set up alerts on trainline etc

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I got Twitter originally cos @TomFletcher had it when it was pretty new and now look at it, an absolute cesspit that i refuse to delete out of spite 😂#MyXAnniversary

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@YesTheory To live on a farm with loads of animals (especially horses), an orchard and a pond. Also I would be a spy for some reason too.

[Jay @JayRedJester]

Lmfao 24 Floors came on next h e l p

[Jay @JayRedJester]

It's the 8th anniversary of my mums passing today so I've came to sit on her bench for a while. @themaine - (Un)Lost came on shuffle and the lyrics are hitting different today 💜

[Jay @JayRedJester]

It's the 8th anniversary of my mums passing today so I've came to sit on her bench for a while. @themaine - (Un)Lost came on shuffle and the lyrics are hitting different today 💜

[Jay @JayRedJester]

@ryansbergara My friend had one that could walk up the stairs but couldn't get back down them and would hunker down if you tried to lift him. So be prepared for that sort of tomfoolery 😂

[Jay @JayRedJester]

I had a dream @johnkrasinski and I played The Sims together and I found out he was playing it without me and was devastated.

It lowkey inspired me to play irl when I woke up but my laptop passed away so that's that idea fucked 🙃

[Jay @JayRedJester]

This is my only valuable contribution to Kätwt thank you for your time #käärija

[Jay @JayRedJester]

Me after @bbcdoctorwho - The Giggle

[Jay @JayRedJester]

Me before @bbcdoctorwho - The Giggle. I'm excited but also fear for my life.