Jay Urlaub

A fantasy writer from Boston, MA. Author of the upcoming Republic of the Five Corners series and various short stories.

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@GooseworxMusic , if it's any consolation in these times of stupid drama, you'll be happy to know that on my Tomodachi Life island, Pomni married Frodo Baggins and they have two beautiful half Hobbit daughters together.

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Can you refer to sparkling wine as champaign if it was produced in Champaign, IL?

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I've never been through childbirth but it seems like a form of medieval torture. I feel like if I go through it long enough, I will confess that I am a witch and start naming the people who joined me in the blood moon orgie.

[Julie S, Ph.D. @jaxcarys]

Martha's Vineyard resident with some words

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

This week I talk about my feelings on loving kids vs. having kids, and the sweet spot of the fun dad. #ILYAmerica

[Jay Urlaub @JayUrlaub]

Media: There is a climate crisis going around that's caused by human activity

Young People: All right, then we'll have fewer babies

Media: There is a demographic crisis going around that's caused by not enough babies

Young People: What do you want from us?!

#makeupyourmind

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@mattgaetz Overeducated woman with a masters degree, here. And here is my overeducated middle finger 🖕.

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Abortion is health care!

Right-wing Supreme Court justices are on the verge of reversing Roe v. Wade, so the time is NOW to protect abortion rights for all.

Sign the petition to protect legal, safe, and accessible abortions as essential health care! 👇 https://t.co/uFa39NMIKs

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These right wing politicians don't care about my nose or my stomach or my hands and yet they care so much about my uterus and what I do with it. We can't let #RoeVWade die.

[MayorWu @MayorWu]

We are here. We are ready. #RoeVWade

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Retweet if you think we need more women in Congress

[Jay Urlaub @JayUrlaub]

All You Need is Love

[The Beatles @thebeatles]

If you could put a Beatles lyric on a billboard, which lyric would it be?

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’m an 18 year old activist and coordinator working to fight the Texas GOP and get @GovAbbott out of office. Can you help me in this fight?

Please retweet this and give me a follow in order to help uplift progressive voices and voter turnout in TX 2022! 🗳#TXBlue22

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

A truly ingenious solution to a global problem.

[Jay Urlaub @JayUrlaub]

#TexasTaliban aren't you the guys who say that the government should stay out of our personal business? What happened to that?

[Jay Urlaub @JayUrlaub]

I'm going to be laughing so hard if all the unwanted babies that are born from that #TexasAbortionLaw get adopted by gay couples. That's at least one happy ending we can get from this if our attempts to thwart it fail.

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Happy Birthday, #KeanuReeves!!!