New Years 2024 “President Jake Paul has lifted the quarantine. Spirits are high. The NFT of Biden’s podium stroke has just sold for 2 million dollars. Chic Fil A is accepting safemoon. Elon Musk is launching a new mission to Mars despite not knowing where the last crew is.”
Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
I’m in Seaside at the scene of an active shooter situation. I was on my way to work and received a tip about a shelter in place order on San Pablo near Fremont.