Jay Hayes

Professional overthinker.

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Pierre Gasly has been reinstated into P3 for the Monaco Grand Prix

The Stewards have rescinded the two five-second penalties imposed on Pierre Gasly during the race for speeding in the pit lane

#F1

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

Okay this is genuinely insane.

SpaceX just unveiled a satellite whose only job is to run AI. Not internet. Not GPS. Just compute, floating in orbit.

It's called AI1, and the reason behind it breaks your brain.

AI data centers on Earth are hitting a wall, not a chip wall, a physics wall.

They need staggering amounts of power and water just to stay cool, and we're running out of grid and land to build them.

So Musk's answer is: stop building them on Earth.

In orbit, the sun never sets. Free power, 24/7. No water for cooling, you just radiate heat into the vacuum of space. The two things choking AI on the ground barely exist up there.

And here's the wild part: Musk says it's easier to build than a Starlink satellite. Strip out the complex antennas and it's "a lot of solar cells, a radiator, and some laser links."

One AI1 carries the compute of an Nvidia GB300 rack, the same hardware data centers fight over down here.

AI1 is just the first one. The plan is a constellation of up to a million of them.

And the timing isn't an accident, SpaceX goes public this week at a ~$1.75 trillion target. This isn't a rocket company anymore. It's positioning itself as the power grid for AI, in space.

The race for AI compute just left the planet. Literally.

@SpaceX

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Denmark’s team doctor Morten Boesen says Christian Eriksen’s pacemaker “responded as it should”, adding the midfielder “regained consciousness very quickly”.

Eriksen will undergo further tests to determine what caused the incident.🙏

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

F1 cars in the streets of Monaco

[UFC on Paramount+ @UFConParamount]

Construction has begun at the White House for UFC Freedom 250 🇺🇸 #UFCWhiteHouse

SUNDAY | June 14 on @paramountplus

[Gordon Dimmack @GordonDimmack]

UK news: HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and may not open until 2039 (BBC)

This is Chongqing railway station rebuild in China. It cost £16.5bn and took only around 3 1/2 years to complete.

Their high speed rail (350km/hr) cost just £5.9bn and took 6 years

[UFC @ufc]

CONOR MCGREGOR vs MAX HOLLOWAY 2 !!!!

Your International Fight Week main event is confirmed!

[ #UFC329 LIVE July 11 on @ParamountPlus ]

[DAZN España @DAZN_ES]

ES UN ANIMAL Y NO TIENE MIEDO 🤯🔥

MAX VERSTAPPEN VOLANDO EN EL NORDSCHLEIFE Y MARCANDO EL MEJOR TIEMPO 🇳🇱

#24hNBR

[UFC @ufc]

SHOCKED THE WORLD 🤯

@SStricklandMMA defeats Khamzat Chimaev by Split-Decision to become the NEW middleweight champion of the world!

[ B2YB @HSpecialSurgery ]

[Max Verstappen Brasil @BRMaxVerstappen]

Assista Max Verstappen pilotando um Nissan Z NISMO GT500 na chuva no Fuji Speedway!

Eles desafiaram Max a bater o tempo do piloto da GT500, Atsushi Miyake, que fez um tempo de 1.44.075.

Já na sua segunda volta rápida, Max bateu esse tempo fazendo um de 1.41.290. 🤯

[UFC @ufc]

THIS WAS INEVITABLE 👀

@KChimaev vs @SStricklandMMA

[ #UFC328 | MAY 9 | 9pmET | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

[Premier League @premierleague]

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆

Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

Chaos at Talladega. Here's what happened:

[Nattie @NatbyNature]

A member of our wrestling family, Marc Izard, is currently missing after WrestleMania weekend in Las Vegas. His last known sighting was leaving the arena after SmackDown on April 17, his last photo taken was with me at my signing.

Marc traveled from the UK and has not made it home or been in contact since.

If you have any information at all, please reach out to the email listed in the poster as well as @LVMPD.

Let’s come together and help bring Marc home safely. ❤️

[Motorsport @Motorsport]

Sad news from Nurburgring.

Juha Miettinen has died following a multi-car crash in the ADAC 24h Nurburgring Qualifiers. Our thoughts are with his family and friends.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Paddy Pimblett SECONDS before Carlos Ulberg knocked out Jiri Prochazka:

“I feel bad for Ulberg. You know he’s gonna get finished.” 😭

(via @PaddyTheBaddy)

[Jay Hayes @Jay__Hayes]

@wizzair delayed my flight by 22 hours (true story, and the greatest example of 💩customer service EVER).

When I complained, they said “At least you’re getting the full low-cost experience; suffering included, free of charge.

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: GianPiero Lambiase will join McLaren once his existing contract at Red Bull Racing ends, no later than 2028

He will take on the role of Chief Racing Officer, reporting into Team Principal Andrea Stella

#F1