Jay miring'u

a day at a time

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Usisahau crayons.

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

In parts of Mt. Kenya, President Ruto distributed mattresses. The response? "WANTAM!"

In Ol Kalou, he brought boats. The response? "WANTAM!"

He supplied water pipes and promised clean, piped water. The response remained "WANTAM!"

He even distributed cooking gas. Still, many chanted "WANTAM!"

In Luo Nyanza, our elders argue that instead of meaningful development, the region saw crude weapons, money for chang'aa, and the use of state-sponsored goons.

Yet the message from many super glue addicts is TUTAM!"

Kikuyu are looking beyond handouts and want accountable leadership, dignity, and lasting development rather than short-term political gestures.

[Eng RYAN🌏 @chel0goi]

After Ol kalou I am never trusting murima baddie😂😂

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

The government to Ol Kalou residents...

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

Everyone stuck on Ochi 2 Trim when the part that finished me is him telling unc. “My bad twin” after he called him out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m sure he was LIVID!

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

I had to bring this to twitter because omg ?? Did yall know this

[Skeeter Kerubo @kerubo_skeeter]

On a regular Friday before a long weekend kwa TL we would be tweeting debauchery, thirst traps, men vs women debates

Right now; grief, missing children, femicide, high cost of living, importing sick people 😭😭

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[Murugi @its_murugi]

Mnaweza choma mwizi wa simu instantly but can't raise hell when a child is found raped and murdered??? Hello???

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young

[Big Guapo @gbiggz_na]

Ah my girl I’ve never had a benz but I know it’s expensive so what do you mean.

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

She wasn’t at a bnb

She wasn’t partying

She was leaving work with her colleagues

He killed her at a pharmacy

#EndFemicideKe

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I’m very generous with myself when it comes to pain management for menstrual cramps. All i need is to feel the first hint of cramping.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

I’m yet to reach the peak of my beauty and that's something to look forward to.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

People give you what they are, not what you deserve, what you deserve, you give to yourself.

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

I have screamt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m sorry WHAT IS THIS SONG