Jayden Shepard

Spacer. War hero. Soldier. Hero of Humanity. Loyal to Alliance. (RP/Parody)

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Remake me a Mako someone?

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Not cool, Liara.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Can't believe Liara clean all our pockets at Poker. Even Kasumi's...

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Well, Shit

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

I missed all of my crew. Even Javik's rotten smell.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

@LtJeffMoreau *spits up his cup of water* What?!

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

You follow me because I'm pretty. It's way too obvious.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Get lucky. #ShepMotto

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

@OperativeLawson That's the reason this happens:

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

I know it's been a while everyone.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

@Subject0_Jack Can I come in?

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

@Subject0_Jack *coughs and knocks on her door* Hey, uhh, Jack?

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Expand my horizons.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Vega can't date Ash until his traps shrink and he stops the roids.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

This is not aloud on my Ship!

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

The Vega and Ash hook up is slightly uncomfortable.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

Let's change it up.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

And by "wants" I meant has to.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

If anyone wants to attend, there is a dance party at my apartment.

[Jayden Shepard @JaydenShepardN7]

@OperativeLawson Everything alright, Miranda?