2025 Baby Dad of The Year Nominee

First Responder,
Meme Gawd,
Dating Coach,
Sneakerhead - Size 13/14

[2025 Baby Dad of The Year Nominee @JayeLucky]

Using your heated seats to keep your carryout orders warm is a major key.

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

@esaagar If you bomb the escrow companies first they’ll waive the in person requirement.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Side note: If the US and Iran can literally sign a peace deal electronically why is it when you buy a house in the United States you have to pay thousands to some bullshit title company

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷 @dazedstunna]

when she makes me nut & i don’t get post nut clarity so now ik i’m in love

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Wow I can’t believe they did the meme

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[Knicks Union 🗽 @knicks_union]

Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today 😂

• Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up

• Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate

• Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.

• Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"

• Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"

• Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.

• Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.

• Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.

• Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.

• Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”

• Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”

• Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.

• Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip

• Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got traded and called him an “old ass n****"

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

OG Anunoby is FRIED 😭😭😭

[The 4 Man Rush @4ourmanrush]

So a 76ers fan, hated the Knicks so much, that he put on a Rodman Spurs jersey just to engage in physical combat with Knicks fans.

This is legendary

[usamah andrabi @usamahandrabi]

Rough internal for a 10-year incumbent.

What's even more rough is this poll was done by "The National Black Empowerment Action Fund," a group founded by former AIPAC staffers — that also spent $500k against Jamaal Bowman last cycle.

They're promising $500k for Espaillat too.

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

willow smith.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

a jamaican man would sell his soul for this

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[Breakfast in Monaco🌹 @__Wavve]

This some #realyearning goin on big dog, you wouldn’t know nothing about that