jayf_byyou

Health worker🥼🩺💊||Data Analyst💻||Allure||fashion house🧑‍🤝‍🧑||stories||soft-life babe||fun fun fun🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️😊😊
S.O.T.D.Series every Tuesday and Friday!

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

Crazy afterthought! 😂

Life didn't end when I got pregnant at eighteen.
It certainly felt like it had.
The whispers started before my baby arrived. The pitying looks came next. Some people looked at me as though I'd thrown my future away.

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

TikTok ad is after my life!!! Any app I open like this, as long as mobile data is connected, it shows up!

Kilode 😭😭I say I no want TikTok na by forceeee??!!!!

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

Quick question yea, flower bouquet are cute and all that...

What do you people do with it after the initial awwwnnn?🙂🙂🙂

I am genuinely curious

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Hear me out!

I think there was an aggressive Demarketing of pads for this thing to be pushed in our faces.

Are there fake pads? Yes
Do some women react? Yes
Are there drugs people react to? Yes
Are they still sold? Yes

I’ll choose pads over this thing & Tampons!
One day,they’ll say the silicon in this menstrual cups is unsafe,also remember you need to be clean while using this thing else!

This cup can house serious germs too

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

I experienced the fall of Charity in this lifetime!?😂😂😂

Let the office banter begin...
#visaonarrival

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

@tundeskie Still post it😌

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@OkoIyaWon Eeehn?😂😂😂... It's indeed a danger alert!😂😂

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

@cas_Reloaded Absolutely YES

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

@Only1Etubo You go wound oooo

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

You mean during the slim fitting process? 😂😂😂Ahhh

[Goga @Thebrains__]

Mum caught me quality testing the family protein

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

I answer their carefully prepared questions, they give me carefully prepared promises, and eventually we both decide whether the other one is believable enough to move forward. Honestly, the whole thing deserves better acting awards. 😂
#copied
All rights reserved to the owner!

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

I have always found job interviews slightly hilarious because both sides walk into the room trying to present the most polished version of reality possible.

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

We both know there is a little performance happening, yet somehow we maintain eye contact and continue like this is the most natural conversation in the world.

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

Bcos today is the day to clear out my notes! Whooof, these things take time to put together man!

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

No nightmares....
No early-morning runs...
No late-night cleanings...
No extra extra shenanigans....
Just silence and peace.

I opened my eyes.

And I was Home.!

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

I opened my eyes and I was home!
No questions asked,
no probing,
no voice of reasoning
I was just in the comfort of my home....

[jayf_byyou @Jayf_byyou]

Not even to my house.
My big brother came to get me.

And when I finally got home, I slept....
For a very long time.... Sighs!