Domesticated Lizard

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The residents have unionized

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care if someone works at Burger King, Walmart, Dollar General—anywhere. If someone is working full time, there is no reason their paycheck shouldn’t cover food & rent.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

[Domesticated Lizard @JayraeLong]

Honestly @jk_rowling should just pay to produce the last two fantastic beast movies. Fans deserve it and she can afford it. I MISS NEWT

[Domesticated Lizard @JayraeLong]

@sevikontokanis May I add a third option?? CHOCOLATE Zucchini bread is so good. I’ll make you and Jeff some

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[Domesticated Lizard @JayraeLong]

@sevikontokanis Secret private friend wedding in the mountains??

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the Emmys are tonight, so let’s never forget the time Amy Poehler convinced her other nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their category was called

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Two boys in Madagascar scratch the back of a habituated lemur
(Via National Geographic)

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

breaking: twilight just received a 2 hour standing ovation from me in my living room after viewing it for the 100th time

[Domesticated Lizard @JayraeLong]

I have car Tylenol, purse Tylenolc lunch box Tylenol, scrub Tylenol

[Ben Manripeem @BradleyOnishi]

By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.