Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴

Angel investor
UX director
Tabletop game designer (Solarian Games)

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@AlphaMFPEFM @bonitadreama @sama I mean, I'm not saying YOU are

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@SecretaryBurgum You're a fucking vandal

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@WhiteHouse Awww, does the world's gweatest negotiator need ebbyybody to be vewy vewy qwiet so he can negotiate?

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@AlphaMFPEFM @bonitadreama @sama Yes.

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@AlphaMFPEFM @bonitadreama @sama Humans are more than a bucket of atoms, but computers are not.

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@J6ssicaWatkins Ashli Babbitt committed suicide by cop.

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@J6ssicaWatkins You shouldn't even have a job, you fucking traitor.

Anti-American insurrectionist scum.

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@J6ssicaWatkins You're a fucking traitor.

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@bonitadreama @sama AI does the OPPOSITE of that.

Talking to a bucket of silicon chips won't make you less lonely, just more isolated.

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@sama Getting rid of billionaires.

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@mysteriouskat "Well, I better let you go."

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@TheHoleTweet @atrupar He's asleep. Your Trump Dickriding Syndrome is off the charts.

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@Savage90623337 @HealthcareREguy If you're too poor to go to a restaurant, you're allowed to eat at home. It's 100% legal.

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@HealthcareREguy Restaurant owners, contractors, and grocers work for a living.

All a landlord does is sit on their ass and collect checks.

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@SecWar Dance for the camera, drunk monkey.

You're going to prison when the next administration takes over.

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When I was a kid, @AlpineUSA stereos were the ones everyone wanted. Nothing was better.

So I bought a $700 Alpine for my truck. Biggest piece of shit I've ever used. Can't connect to CarPlay, doesn't let me adjust EQ settings, sounds like shit.

And of course Alpine doesn't care

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What are the rules with ghosts? Is it just humans?
How long can they hang around?

Where are all the Neanderthal ghosts?
Australopithecus?

Can trilobites be ghosts?

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@SecDuffy How pathetic is it for right-wing shitstains to try and politicize the Fourth of July.

This is why no one will touch your pee-pee, Sean.

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@reinjenjenni @WhiteHouse The only pronouns for Donald are "shitstain" and "felon"

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@rittenhouse2a Christ, you are such a soft little boy.

What a fucking wimp.