Marshawn Lynch back on the Seahawks makes me happy! If the Vikes pussyfoot the rest of the season like they did tonight, I hope Marshawn can lead the Hawks to a championship
I could Google it, but would rather hear it from the people that I know.. how are there so many gosh darn flies come spring through fall when there are none in the winter?
Lady in line at the theater saw they had pickles and was like "are those..." Her husband goes "ya those are the ones from jail!" She got one and was pumped #love
In a curling tournament, don't curl but maybe once a year. Don't get why the person who throws the rock yells at the sweepers? You threw the rock short asshole!
"Jay how big are you, you're a tall fella 225 tops?" Christ try a bit more. When one eats shitty and likes to drink and is over 6 foot, definitely over 225. If you think 225 and think thats big, 1) youre less then 5'10" 2) you dont eat or drink. I'll be back there soon though!
I think #BeatBobbyFlay is rigged. They should have Bobby and the contestant watch from a separate room so the judges can't see their facial expressions #FoodNetwork
2 new dog owners start talking to each other, first guy goes I named my dog Perro, it means dog in Spanish. Second guy goes hey we had the same idea! I named mine after the Chinese word for dog, lunch.