AlJazi

full time to floatin’🌊 🇶🇦/🇲🇽🌴 dislexsick af🌻

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

throw back to when I read chihuahua as “chi-who-a-who-a” in a groupchat for a good hour and accepted that I didn’t know what they were talking about

[Toad @longaevi]

I am once again reminding you of the rabbit meme. Leftists have no answer.

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

I need a sauna and a kids soft play in 1969 gym and my life will be complete

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

please rethink the alarm sound because I swear we’re wreaking our nervous system meanwhile the country is doing a great job at keeping us safe

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

all the mom’s sleeping next to ur kid when the alarm goes off how you doing?

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

@MahaAlAnsari 😭

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

with all this over burden of information how are people still using car air fresheners

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

This Dubai’s newest AI barber pod will shock you, its magic

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

bring back Ariana 2019

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

no one else gets the urge to end their vacation early to organize their storage room at home?

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

I don’t get people who meal prep breakfas

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

traveling without a pen and notebook is not it I was not made to pack light

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

How are people drinking coffee or tea at night gatherings I can’t even handle having a matcha after 1 pm

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

I might be able to live on cottage cheese alone with these TikTok recipes

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

Ladies only gym with nap pods and a play room with glass walls so you can see your baby and your baby can also see their mama killing it at the gym! someone make it happen🫂

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

Unfortunately, my nervous system can’t tell the difference between being chased by a lion or smelling someone’s perfume on my kids.

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

Reading my daughter the book the hungry caterpillar and I was not ready when they said “he turned into a butterfly”, why did I think all butterflies are girls??

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

Finding my TikTok girls on YouTube is chefs kiss!!!!

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

Hozier’s cover of Do I wanna Know

[AlJazi @Jazibintali]

My 2025 resolution is to have as much fun as strawberry milk mob