JazztroPhysics

I make memes among other things.

[ErickaWeResist @Ericka_ThatsAll]

@LincolnFresno @ThrilliamCXP @DHSgov @CBP @ICEgov @BarackObama

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

It does take bravery to rip children away from their parents, give them a foil blanket and tell US citizens we are safer for it. 👏 https://t.co/OoXoJ0C3Ms

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Today, DHS, @CBP, and @ICEgov will be sharing stories of the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day with the sole objective of protecting our nation. Make sure to follow to see stories that have not been widely reported.

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

They aren't selfless public servants. They are govt funded peons doing the bidding of a white supremacist spooge bucket. https://t.co/qQ2tQzU3aU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...home addresses – putting these selfless public servants in harm’s way. These radical protesters want ANARCHY – but the only response they will find from our government is LAW AND ORDER!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@bessbell your face is as great at your Pence roasting. Bless it https://t.co/OBIjteM5Dw

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

THIS JUST COMING THROUGH THE WIRES: MIKE "MIKE" PENCE WILL INDEED SERVE HIMSELF TWO GENEROUS SCOOPS OF MOTHER IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY THIS EVENING, HETEROSEXUALLY AND WITH AN UNNERVING AND FRANKLY UPSETTING GUSTO!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

Go fuk https://t.co/HSxBUDxZQB

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you North Dakota. Together, we are MAKING AMERICA SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! #MAGA

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

Even weaker: sending her in your place. https://t.co/cYAVrPCcmv

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@realDonaldTrump your next reality tv venture? All those violations! @theGordanRamsey #sos #kitchennightmare

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

Yo, @realDonaldTrump .... you're so worried about a restaurant's need for a makeover that you forgot about yourself. Pls focus on self care.

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@therealroseanne how does it taste?

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

They are laughing @ you, not with. You're a smarmy pile of rot https://t.co/2KuHBf396P

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Had a great meeting with the House GOP last night at the Capitol. They applauded and laughed loudly when I mentioned my experience with Mark Sanford. I have never been a fan of his!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

You could fix it and you choose not to, you smarmy piece of pond scum. https://t.co/rFMeVnM6CJ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Democrats can fix their forced family breakup at the Border by working with Republicans on new legislation, for a change! This is why we need more Republicans elected in November. Democrats are good at only three things, High Taxes, High Crime and Obstruction. Sad!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

Your supporters are the lowest common denominator. Your supporters are self-absorbed pieces of garbage that want everyone to conform to their ideals while whining that those who don't are snowflakes. Also, your mom should have swallowed. https://t.co/YXXKxl1RWR

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My supporters are the smartest, strongest, most hard working and most loyal that we have seen in our countries history. It is a beautiful thing to watch as we win elections and gather support from all over the country. As we get stronger, so does our country. Best numbers ever!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

It's almost as if you asked to be the "leader of the Free World".... you giant festering boil on the nutsack of democracy https://t.co/g4EKNbGACJ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I’ve had to beat 17 very talented people including the Bush Dynasty, then I had to beat the Clinton Dynasty, and now I have to beat a phony Witch Hunt and all of the dishonest people covered in the IG Report...and never forget the Fake News Media. It never ends!

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@realDonaldTrump if you want the American people to sit up and listen when you speak, perhaps you could be a real leader and extend the same respect to us. Sit up and listen and don't interrupt when we tell you we are sick of your shitty policies. It is your job to do so.

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

People would probably move on if you quit being such an attention hoor. https://t.co/GnPVTuYoOp

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

Did anyone doubt your fandom, Roseanne? You clearly love it.
You're what happens when the @realDonaldTrump 's vagina becomes sentient.
#roseanne #potus #vagina #thisisamerica https://t.co/wbMsVDiwZf

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

the movie Planet of The Apes (my favorite movie) has a great subtext that is an accurate representation of class-race-religion intersections & juxtapositions.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@realDonaldTrump When you spooge is it just a tiny spurt of Cheeto dust making a popping sound like a confetti cannon? #potus #skeet #cheetos #45

[JazztroPhysics @JazztroP]

@therealroseanne Hope you don't mind. Just saw you're a big fan of the movie series (You keep bringing it up). Hope you enjoy your evening. 😘