Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask?
Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
It’s annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.