Jonathan Bottoms

Aspiring rapper.

These are my muscles, God delivered them. I signed for them
-@Jbotttoms

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

While playing DnD tonight our party found a strange portal thing. Me being a man of action just stepped into to see what happened...so anyway now my new character is gonna be a Tortle Warlock.

#dungeonsanddragons #DnD

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’d nominate this for an Oscar.

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@ElizabethLemont

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@IsaacBottoms @KylerHodson Deal

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@lanestewTX

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

Tiger King just proves that America is the dopest place on Earth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Quarantined Umpire Cleans His Entire Home With Tiny Brush https://t.co/nmsA27xbTL

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@IsaacBottoms Honestly yes

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@mommabearly3 @melissarturner @BethMooreLPM Need that sour dough starter

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@Kaylajabbott I'm coming to visit your island soon. Add me

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

I cherish your respect.

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@ChefBoyettardee One of my biggest fears is that I die in anyway whatsoever

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Wishes Some Country, Any Country, Would Try To Influence Election For Him https://t.co/iY0Kly8R6Q

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@manaaagirl @IsaacBottoms Don't ever let someone tell you that you guys don't seem happy together. Cause they are gonna try to tell you that....

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name https://t.co/qXcaMEZTl0

[Greg Miller @GameOverGreggy]

But what was his mom’s name again?

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what did the chicken do when he was on a date with the girl chicken when a dog bothers him

he said this is unaceptable

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@IsaacBottoms @SergProtector45 @MikeT_1993 @Kaylajabbott He's just eccentric

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

@SergProtector45 @IsaacBottoms @MikeT_1993 @Kaylajabbott In his defense. I have yet to see a wizard actually use detect magic....

[Jonathan Bottoms @Jbotttoms]

Asked a middle schooler if they wanted to try out my new hacky sack and she responded with "what the heck is a hacky sack"