Jesse🐝

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Elon Musk called Hitler a socialist then Grok correctly debunks him by pointing out Hitler rejected Marxism and ran a fascist system that prioritized nationalism and private enterprise. Grok then explains socialism is class equality and worker ownership!

Never deleting this app.

[disco elysium psyche quotes꩜ @discopsychebot]

VOLITION - No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it’s still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You’re still alive.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Take a good look folks.

These are the Minnesota boundary waters. Every Republican senator voted to allow a Chilean billionaire to mine it. The minerals will go to China.

This truly enrages me.
It should you as well.

Fuck, and I mean fuck…
The @GOP 🖕

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I feel like pH paper is the ultimate litmus test for whether a substance is acidic or not

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato

[Albin 🇨🇺 🇵🇸 ☭ @50ShadesOfEndo]

Hell yeah brother

[Laika 🪩🎱🇵🇸 @laikalaiket]

Harry DuBois Disco Elysium

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“Iran is run by religious fanatics.”

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Claiming immigrants and their children when it’s convenient and useful for you. Fucking spineless snakes.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

He just says it out loud

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

the concept of "the arts" not being political.... she may be clinically stupid im sorry

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

They don’t want workers getting ideas about how to effectively resist.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

We have got to get Congress standing desks.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Remember kids, wearing a mask in a pandemic is literally 1984, but military occupation of US cities is totally chill and not authoritarian at all, actually.

[evelyn @drivinatninety]

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay