Carps

It’s a bad day to be a beer

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Every kid in this country should be able to watch the Home Run Derby. You shouldn’t need a goddamn streaming service

[Bullpen Clown @nunchukdave]

Planning my bachelor party for November

I’m not getting married, just feel like the fellas need to let loose a little

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@sarahadams Sean Ryan seems to be one of those people right now

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

He is risen!!
Happy Easter fam!
Today we celebrate the greatest moment in human history. Jesus conquering death so that we could truly live.
No greater love, no greater gift, no greater reason to celebrate. Wishing you and your families a blessed Easter full of joy! 🙏

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: Even if Miami agreed to take on a large chunk of his salary, many teams in the QB market are not interested in a trade for Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa, per @JasonLaCanfora

Many teams are skeptical Miami will even be able to pull a trade off.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially 2026 and we still don’t have this technology yet…

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@JPFinlayNBCS Would of been nice if Terry blocked

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@TruckBon Jd5
Bijan
Chase
Jsn
Kelce

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@BigLeagueDigest @BatterUp_app Machado

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NYC Hip Hop artist 50 Cent just posted this.

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@JPFinlayNBCS We have 6 picks in this draft and only 2 in the top 100. Our roster has a lot of vets on 1 year deals. We can’t continue to sign aging people each year. Build through the draft. I get it takes two to tango but there is no excuse why you wouldn’t trade Miller, two OL, or Deebo.

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@Tiller56 Team doesn’t know how to play complimentary football.

[Carps @Jcarps2015]

@john_keim With Jayden out this week and sadly more losses on the horizon. Do you think Peters puts players like deebo and Payne on the trade block?

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

Celebrating the death of someone you don't share the same beliefs as is wild.

Seeing it play out in real time is disgusting.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

We need to pray for America.

Pray for Charlie Kirk’s family after he was gunned down today and killed.

Pray for the family of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska who was murdered on a train in cold blood in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Pray for the families of NYPD officer Didarul Islam, Security guard Aland Etienne, Blackstone employee Wesley LePatner, Julia Hyman and all injured in the Midtown Manhattan shooting.

The names and places are endless.
The senseless murders too frequent.

Pray for America because it is broken.

Pray for America because we have to stop spreading hate and division.

Look at what we have become.

God help us all.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

The Charlie Kirk Shooting was disturbing, disgusting and wrong.

Praying for Charlie Kirk’s wife, kids and family.

It’s okay to disagree with someone’s political views, but celebrating his death makes you a despicable human.

No one deserves to be gunned down for their beliefs.

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

If you’re even remotely celebrating what happened to Charlie Kirk because you disagree with his politics, you need to reevaluate your values. It’s absolutely horrific.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.

[AB @AB84]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”