Jclaeys

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@amyrebollar Be like me and tell them in your shower arguments for the next ten years 🤷🏻‍♀️👌

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@amyrebollar @Julie_Rebollar Haven’t heard biznatch since 2006 so thanks for thaaaaat

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

Today I saw a pic of a kid I used to babysit and he is married with a kid and is balding. So, fuck I am old. Damnitt

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

If she never called the movie theater to get the times for what was playing, she’s too young for you bro.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@Julie_Rebollar So people can post how proud they are on Instagram, duh!

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@Julie_Rebollar It’s called FASHION Chris. Jesus! ���😂

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

Me ten days ago: I don’t need carbs, spaghetti squash is just as good as pasta. Orange for desert. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Me now: shovels pasta down throat and grates cheese directly into mouth. “I’m fine!”

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

It’s so good

[Shifty @shiftyshaffy]

The only man that can save Coachella now.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

Goodbye to the most January-ist of Januaries and don’t let the door hit you on the way out, bitch.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

No one:
Literally no one:
Caliban: DiD u HeAr I’m made of clay
@sabrinanetflix

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

So kind of my paycheck to make a quick layover in my bank account before quickly moving on to bills. #blessed

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Facebook is not LinkedIn.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

When it’s quiet in the house and he’s least suspecting, I like to loudly sing “TOSS A COIN TO YA WIIIIITCHER” and freak out my husband. @netflix

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@DoorDash_Help Like I said, I’m all set thanks to @Postmates. Dinner has been delivered from the same restaurant where y’all cancelled my order without any additional info, 45 minutes after ordering. Thanks!

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@DoorDash_Help ordered at 6:16.6:56 you called asking if received my order; no.A few minutes later my order was cancelled-can’t tell the time stamp because it was removed from my account & I received no email. No worries though, @Postmates is around the corner with my order now.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@amyrebollar Ommmmg I want un tamal

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@Julie_Rebollar He’s so nice though...

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@PadmaLakshmi Not watching it and reading about the hot garbage it apparently is.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@Julie_Rebollar Girl how much Starbucks are you drinking.

[Jclaeys @Jclaeys8]

@amyrebollar I don’t even ask Eric. I can hear him laughing before I even ask.