Jason Stevens

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@UberFacts @JnrJonns

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@JnrJonns seems about right.

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 @uberfacts get off twitter and start working...

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight. . ."

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@J_Wedge To me - "Can I get the Victoria line from here"... *awkward pause* Me - (with a look of disbelief) "We're at Victoria station"

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

New challenge @J_Wedge. Ramen noodles:

1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. F**k Bitches.

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

The awkward moment when you're 1st place in Mario Kart, then something suddenly hits you & BAM! 8th place...

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

Jet lag is frustrating. Need to sleep...

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. And the Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 @nelchandra lucky day hard at work. #strictlyproffesional

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 haha.How dare you! You know that's my concentration pose (as awkward as it may be)I was memorising the call sheet #heartnoinit

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@tdperrett I'm in pieces every time I watch it. #floodgatesopen

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 haha. Careful you might break into a smile soon. That would really turn your world upside down. :)

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 sounds like you have been hitting up espresso martini's again? #reapeatoffender

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@katyoung137 I don't believe you. It was merely a lump of indifference, fuelled by apathy.

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

@meorizzy @jnrjonns she's been on top form today. Hasn't left her sentry post by the window for 3 hours. Constantly on guard.#loosingtheplot

[Jason Stevens @Jdastevens]

The awkward moment when you watch your flat mates' cat @JnrJonns @meorizzy cough up a hair ball. #failedactorslife