Jean

[Waseem Kurawley @waskhalifa_]

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

Nyc this nyc that… is canada okay????

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Catastrophic Failure: playing Queen while demonstrating how much you hate gay beer or whatever

[39locs @39locs]

I don’t think any sane woman cares about what turns a man off

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first https://t.co/MmOqe2pMIu

[Jean @JeanJayballs]

#NewProfilePic

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

"fuck it we ball" mentality is literally the only thing keeping me alive at this point

[☻ @thecoolarchive]

I’ve never felt so seen

[Destiny. 🩵 @autumnarrives]

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

[seat of awesome @superhotawesome]

My friends: I’m not a hater but-

Me: don’t worry. I am .

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Couldn't IMAGINE people not being on they side so they avoid telling what they did that MADE you act how you act… it’s sickening 😭

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Matt @MattMylleville]

You know that hangovers bad when you gotta sit down in the shower

[kordell @lledrok]

orange juice > apple juice