Jeanie Bueller

Everyone thinks my brother is rad, but he's NOT.

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Hmm. Where's the dog? (@ home sweet home) http://4sq.com/4Sh3dk

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OMG. Found something that changed EVERYTHING. @prin_rooney, if you ever break into our house again, I will microwave your nuts.

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I know I'm not supposed to tweet and drive, but who gives a shit about the "damn deal with the vermont people"? Wish mom would shut up.

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Oh! Gotta go. Mom's calling me. And when we get home, she'll see that @ferris_bueller_ has been ditching. Hahaha! I win!

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I can't stop giggling.

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The guy sitting here ... he kissed me! Haha! I'm giddy. He's hot, smells like leather and tobacco and is SUCH a rebel. I think I'm in love.

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Okay, creepy strung-out fella just implied I look like a drug-using prostitute. AND he knows my brother. Someone's going to lose a testicle.

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@TomBueller OMG this is embarrassing. Just send mom. I'll explain later.

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Still stuck at the police station. No one will tell me why I'm here. Some creepy guy is staring at me. In a nutshell -- I hate my brother.

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Ugh. Not cool. (@ Chicago Police Department) http://4sq.com/aocQvw

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ARGH! It wasn't the police, just some singing telegram SLUT. I'm saying it for the last time: my brother @ferris_bueller_ IS NOT SICK.

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Oh thank GOD. The police are here. FINALLY.

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@DJGreenleaf I would but I can't get to my computer because there's a STRANGE MAN IN MY KITCHEN. Goddammit.

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AHA! Faking. @ferris_bueller_!!! You are such a little shithead. (@sloanepeterson_)http://yfrog.com/

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AAAHH!! There's a man in my kitchen! Goddammit. I'm very cute, very alone, and very protective of my body. I NEED HELP!

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I KNEW IT! UGH! The little liar isn't here. (@ home sweet home) http://4sq.com/4Sh3dk

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O.M.G. Have you guys seen this? #saveferris #wtf http://twitpic.com/1lumwh

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@ferris_bueller_ Oh yeah? You've overshadowed me long enough. I'm gonna get you, buddy.

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@ferris_bueller_ Well you deserve a broken thumb you dirty pile of monkey meat!! Where are you?

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I can't believe my brother's making me put myself in a position where I could get expelled. Selfish little moron.