Tom Bueller

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Finally got home. Aside from the booking/greeter guy eying Ferris half the dinner, it was great. Sure didn't seem like I saved much though.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Such a long line. I didn't realize it was another Terrific Tuesday. So far, so good.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Just a joke. That would be ridiculous. I bet no one even recognizes him. At least I hope not. Headed inside now.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Just got off the phone with the wife. Us, Ferris, and Jeannie are going to have dinner at Chez Quis tonight. Ferris will be in disguise..

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Forgot about work. Work, work, work. Maybe we can start with the spooky stuff Saturday.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Nevertheless, I'll have everyone help me set up a haunted house tomorrow. I might even take the kids out of school. Let 'em have a day off.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Halloween is upon us. I can dig it. Shouldn't have told Ferris to sell that synthesizer, could've rigged it to play some spooky tunes.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Ferris just called me at work. He's going over to Cameron's for fireworks. I told him not to let Mr. Frye handle anything that can be aimed.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@PurpleCar I'm assuming that's some game? I'm trying to instill some responsibility, without being mean. I'm not too tough on him, am I?

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Ferris just told me he needed a car, so I told him to sell that synthesizer. I mean, he doesn't even use it anymore.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@Prin_Rooney You know, maybe if you didn't break into my house you would've had a better time.

[Abe Froman @FromanSausage]

Don't be an ingrate. Get your mother something nice for Mother's Day. I suggest a Froman Sausage Sampler Basket.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Both of my kids stop tweeting the day I sign up. Coincidence? I sure hope so.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@CQ_maitre_D Well, I'll mull it all over. I have to get up for work in the morning. I apologize if my son caused you any trouble.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@CQ_maitre_D I was there, earlier today, with a couple of business partners. I'm confused, he tried to pass himself off, or he did?

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@ferris_bueller_ There's one thing I can't dismiss as 'imagination'. It's the Abe Froman incident. Did you skip school to eat at Chez Quis?

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

@JeanieBueller_ Rooney broke in to our house? I'm going to start actually using my office phone to check in, instead of using it as a prop.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Talked to Ferris. He was sick in bed. There's no way he could've done all that without getting caught. His twitter is just wild imagination.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

At a stop sign. Really like this song. Life will have to wait a couple minutes while I jam.

[Tom Bueller @TomBueller]

Okay, I'm just going to calm down, clock out, and have a nice evening with my HONEST kids.