Jeannie Qualls

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I’m incapable of gatekeeping.

Anyone at all: That’s so cute!

Me: THANKS I GOT IT AT COSTCO

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I prefer the term “Work Auntie”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

No YOUR body is a temple, mine is the Halloween aisle at Homegoods

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Hot girls cry in their cars before work.

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@ryanhoulihan Miss Congeniality!

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This tweet describes my entire existence 😭

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

a real shame that 6 am is such a perfect time to wake up but 10 pm is a very stupid time to go to bed

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@shockerconnect1 @ShockerConnect @elliottschool @FairmountWSU Thanks, Sara 😊

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@mpellittieri 💕💕

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New Girl is still so underrated

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Nothing like waking up 1/2 an hour late, still showing up to work on time, and everyone telling you that you look tired 🙃

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Conversation with @annabq1999 today, “You’re not going to make me wait to see House of Gucci, right? I’ll wait to see West Side Story with you, but you can’t keep me away from Lady Gaga.”

She replies, “I know I can’t. That’s fair.”

[VENUS BLEEDS @venusbleeeds]

need miss lady gaga to sing paparazzi with this arrangement again

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Manifesting circle with a friend as we do our homework (I had never done one before). I ended it by telling the universe to have a good day because I thought saying amen was weird.

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@cadyjackson_ @ReesesBookClub Deborah Harkness’s “A Discovery of Witches” series and Diana Gabaldon’s “Outlander” series. (Btw this have me deep anxiety to reference things in AP style and not MLA 😂) I also love Reese’s book club picks!

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Not me going to dinner and realizing my mom and I have the same photo as our lock screen 😂

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Just call me a McDonald’s ice cream machine because I’m always on the verge of breaking down