Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History

I love my life, my wife, my Lab and my home. Everything else is a bonus.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

Posting on X is like rolling dice at a craps table in Vegas.

You roll it out there and don't have any idea if you are going to hit the jackpot or roll a 7 and find out nobody "likes" you.

But it's the rare jackpots that continue to make the game worth playing.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@LibraryLady1984 @LuanCAndrade @flightradar24 I remembered flights being diverted to Canada on 911. I just thought the phrase

"aloud to land"was an odd phrase under the circumstances. What other options did they have if they weren't allowed to land?

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@GetMyGuitars Stevie Ray Vaughan, double trouble.
Peter Green, original Fleetwood Mac
Eddie Van Halen, Van Halen,
Eric Clapton, cream
Steve Winwood, Spencer Davis Group.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@SSalton3018 @flightradar24 @LibraryLady1984 If all else fails, maybe sending reflected morse code messages with mirrors, while sunshine last. Flashing spotlights after dark.

It worked in World War II, but how many pilots know Morse code these days?

(I hope this gets resolved quickly, and permanently.)

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@lady_valor_07 sunshine.

Oranges.

Disney

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@slater57649 Nine times out of 10 it is the bare light bulb up in the attic.

But most homeowners will never make that discovery.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@Soaringeagle45 @anarimafornow after all these years, we can all remember Smokey The Bear.

I never understood why the forest service "fired" him.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@JohnShardlow63 @NABurkinshaw Wow, that's the only feature android has that iPhones do not.

(Just kidding.)

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

Tesla's FSD will never be fully functional until it comes up with some way to represent giving a bad driver the finger.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@LukeElin Didn't the original Y2K fix expire about now?

Maybe they should look for a very, very old IBM AT that somehow got plugged into the network.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@berylperrol @NABurkinshaw But if I remember right, you can't back up your Photos to a hard drive if they are only stored in iCloud and not also on your phone. Am I right about that?

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Microsoft 365/Outlook problem was caused by one ancient, old server that had only received the original Y2K fix, which would be set to expire around now and the world is about to end?

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@ellis_stev81399 @WarlordDilley FSD will never be fully functional until it comes up with some way to represent giving a bad driver the finger.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@muratmagi Wouldn't it be funny if the problem is one ancient old server that only got the original Y2K fix, which would be expiring around now?

If all else fails, pretend it is running DOS 3.0 and while crossing your fingers hit Control/Alt/Delete.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@engineers_feed The tires on our Camry say 32 psi and the Door label says 30 psi.

A friend had an older Mercedes-Benz 420 SEL, a true monster machine.

The gas cap had a label that recommended normal tire pressure and a separate one that recommended tire pressure for speeds over 100 mph.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@Guitarbizon If you loan money to a friend, tell yourself it is a gift. That way, if you don't get paid back you won't be disappointed, and if you do get paid back it's like getting a gift from your friend.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@KevG163 Not as bad as when the snowplow driver for the Patriots cleared off the area where the field goal was to be kicked. Was there any punishment for the patriot? The snowplow guy was already on work release.
Just another heartbreaking playoff loss for the Dolphins.

[Jeb Webb -- Music - Humor - Books - History @Jeb_AI]

@slater57649 Oh, thanks! Now I remember where I left my Chapstick.