Chris

[Chris @JediPudding]

#BeautyIn5Words

That is my baby AJ
@WhimsicalEnigma

[Chris @JediPudding]

#SignsOfABadRestaurant when you realize the stray animals from the day before are missing

[Chris @JediPudding]

@WhimsicalEnigma Wait a minute....What?
Lmao

[Chris @JediPudding]

@WhimsicalEnigma

Happy birthday to my baby!!!!!
I loves you

[Chris @JediPudding]

#BannonFilms
The Good The Bad and the Bannon

[Chris @JediPudding]

#RejectedComicBookCharacters The BoogerMan

[Chris @JediPudding]

#ItWasADirtyJob but someone had to finally do it

[Chris @JediPudding]

@WhimsicalEnigma That's you

[Chris @JediPudding]

#NoBetterFeelingThan 2v2 with my baby

[Chris @JediPudding]

@WhimsicalEnigma I need roofies

[Chris @JediPudding]

#ItsRidiculousTo think you can lick or stick whichever hole you choose just cause its your birthday

[Chris @JediPudding]

#ItsRidiculousTo expect that certain people will return the favor when your in need

[Chris @JediPudding]

#BadStoreSamples for that stench that lingers here some cream for your fingers

[A.J. @WhimsicalEnigma]

I was NOT prepared for today.

[Chris @JediPudding]

#firstdayofschool
#Sonotreadyforthemtogrowup
#Feelingoldereveryday
#Mondaysucksdonkeydicks
#Bouttofuckshitup
@WhimsicalEnigma we got this

[Chris @JediPudding]

#OverHeardInTheBakery Does this coke taste funny to you?

[Chris @JediPudding]

#DescribeAMuppetBadly did you catch fozzy on where are they now?

[Chris @JediPudding]

#ThoughtYouSaid Fuck your sister. Fuck her straight to hell

[Chris @JediPudding]

It would be awesome if I. #GotADrsNoteFor being allergic to work

[Chris @JediPudding]

#WeirdFallPhobias being asked to work Sunday nights