Alan!

Voracious reader, IT professional, and general ne'er-do-well. He/Him

[Alan! @Jedka]

The unspoken secret to VR’s success: you can pet any one and any thing you damn well please

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

You cannot pet the dog in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[Alan! @Jedka]

@FushigiYami Hell, you might have to explain that load screens used to exist. Sometimes even with minigames to entertain you while you wait for your actual game.

[Alan! @Jedka]

Musk: “I won’t suspend @ElonJet because I love free speech. Besides, it’s not like I can just change the rules and prohibit it.”

An aide whispers in his ear as he nods, surprised.

“Actually it turns out I 𝘤𝘢𝘯 change the rules. Plus I’m going to sue them. Yay free speech!”

[Alan! @Jedka]

Well done, @PotionInstitute- You know your packaging is solid when Canada Post does this in transit and everything inside is still pristine. Looking forward to enjoying this with friends and my favourite mana!

[Alan! @Jedka]

@FushigiYami I get that; I can’t listen to Slipknot Vol 3 without thinking about Donkey Kong 64

[Alan! @Jedka]

This will be a huge win for iCloud privacy once it's all released
https://t.co/kHwLMR6FQI

[Alan! @Jedka]

@JeffSullivan3 @DrCXL @ABDanielleSmith @RachelNotley @JustinTrudeau It’s a just matter of clarification, Jim. Guesses or assumptions can easily be wrong, mistakes can be made, and no one is perfect. Especially on the internet.

[Alan! @Jedka]

Loving the direction this Banjo-Kazooie reboot is taking

[Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana]

#MeanwhileInCanada
You've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but in #Canada we have:

[She Extends @68tilinfinity]

"Diagnosis made by hallucinatory voices"

Woman hears voices asking her to get a CT scan because they claim she has a brain tumour. Her psychiatrist orders a scan to reassure her but they actually find the tumor. After her surgery the voices thank her for listening and disappear

[Alan! @Jedka]

The replies here are wild. You really never know what your photo will be used for

[Alan! @Jedka]

@HeyimSpike @SeanMilfort @JoannaStern @gregjoz It's important to note that the government is right at the moment, but like they say in the interview if this had gone through 10 years ago when the push began we'd all be using micro USB instead and might have never seen the advantages of USB-C

[Alan! @Jedka]

@FushigiYami Definitely, and the fun:price ratio is ridiculous

[Alan! @Jedka]

@IHaveSomeNotes New suggestion, Pulse (2001). It goes places.

[Alan! @Jedka]

I have successfully driven the largest vehicle I’ve ever gotten behind the wheel of- an 8’ pickup truck.

[Alan! @Jedka]

@IHaveSomeNotes Hereditary had me hooked until the third act when it went completely pear-shaped. Still has me hesitant to check out Midsommar

[Alan! @Jedka]

@novicecinephile https://t.co/0dTs3a4ab7

[Alan! @Jedka]

@FushigiYami

[Alan! @Jedka]

@FushigiYami @scottybomb Haha, got it in one just because I know you. Distinctive in hindsight though.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

It's nice but do you have any sans-seraph fonts?

[Alan! @Jedka]

@JustinMcElroy Bean just folded herself completely in half while I was holding her, and we knew we had to bring her home. We weren’t even there to adopt a cat.