Jonathan Ternes

fuck it I'll cross my legs, who cares if people know I have a small dick

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@Ps5stock_canada Bless your heart! It's confirmed

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@nikki_thor Drink every time they pay off a Muslim "re-education camp" and dishonour humanity

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@sk8lin666 Tell me about it

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When hell creams over.

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Why is it that every time I take a greyhound someone is completely fucked up on what can only be an assortment of meth, PCP and other fun drugs.

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You boys ever had a PB'n Egger?

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@make_2018_goth Please share

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@SWilsson Nothing is truer than this statement.

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Get a new roommate. Better show them hoodstar

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@CharreXX Sure why not

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@NickiLangford Stop being a good person you piece of shit

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Everybody's gotta learn sometime

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I'm gonna have the worst tomorrow. Or today.

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Why do old people go to bar when they can watch Murdock mystery's

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10 million pounds of pubes from New York and New Jersey.

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Man, the Christmas miracle is a good drink.

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@Lewancrowski Christmas shotty snipes? Wizards chess?

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@nikki_thor Word. I have no problem ripping that movie off

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@samsthrlnd @josiahhughes @blink155pod Shoot for the 155 most popular podcast in the world

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@nikki_thor Write about all of your inner flaws. Including your writer's block.