Jeep Bezos™

Born in NYC, now based in Europe. Avid reader, sushi addict, and a social democrat with a critical eye. Always questioning the narrative. #smokefleet

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@6spdGTO @NYCMayor Absolutely agreed. This is what MAGA stands for. Domestic Terror.

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

Republicans have no problem calling @NYCMayor a communist for giving basic advice on beating the heat, yet they’re hell-bent on creating an America that looks like this.

#PatriotCunts

[Yugo Boss™ @6spdGTO]

Hey Donald: go ahead and sue me, Fat Twitler. Discovery will be an absolute treat! #PedoPresident

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@suzukiquatro

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@PotatodustOne @TaurusWitch2010 @Mollyploofkins this how you felt when you said that, didn't you.

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@WhiteHouse

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@WhiteHouse

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

FINE! I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THE WEATHER. I'VE ALSO BEEN SECRETLY INFLATING TRUMP'S ANKLES AND HIS ASS. THEN I HID HIS DEODORANT. AND SLIPPED HIM A PILL THAT FORCED HIM TO SURRENDER TO EVERYONE. I'M ALSO BEHIND THE GREAT STATE FAIR ROBBERY. I STOLE 185,000 PEOPLE, MAKING IT LOOK EMPTY. AND FOR MY PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE I ADDED "B" AT THE END OF DUMB, PRAYING HE WOULDN'T CATCH IT! BUT HE DID. I'M SO SORRY.

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

@Fatal15f2 @suzukiquatro @ImGraceSlick @holmesondecks @Tommy2legs @supertech427 @Nevermore2fall i heard your mom sucks for a klondike bar is that true?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

True American ideals will always be worth protecting.

Freedom is our foundation.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Liberty shall be preserved indefinitely.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men.

Happy 4th of July!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

250 years ago, a bold idea changed the course of history. Today we celebrate the people, principles, and enduring promise of the United States of America.

Happy 4th of July from the White House. 🇺🇸

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

Suspended at 74,000 followers. Now 100,000 followers and counting. Some are calling this the greatest Twitter comeback in history. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Bentley Midlerᵀᴹ @Sweet_Bee1972]

#smokefleet #CanadianBakin #pooface

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

Where are the @Republicans? Where is the outrage? Condemnation?

This is the America YOU created.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

The white nationalist group Patriot Front marched through Washington D.C.

They hid thier faces and carried confederate flags.

This is as un-American as it gets.

Sad.

[Bentley Midlerᵀᴹ @Sweet_Bee1972]

#smokefleet #CanadianBakin #pooface

[Jesus Fucks @DaSexyJesus]

@GuntherEagleman be like

[Jeep Bezos™ @JeepBezos]

But yeah, the Muslim mayor in NYC is a real threat, right?

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

White nationalists are marching down the streets of Washington, D.C. on America's 250th.

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

I still haven’t decided if I’m leaving my apartment today, but if I do, this is what I’ll be wearing #FuckTrump #July4th